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Q: are you paranoid about using public western toilets in China？
Well, you are not supposed to actually sit on them, you need to "hover".
I'm not paranoid, but carrying small (aircraft allowed) bottle of "hand sanitizer" (gel made of some stabilized alcohol) can be a good choice.
And I'm not talking about using it for hands...
Just take a tissue, and wash toilet seat with that gel. It evaporates in seconds, leaving quite clean and bacteria-free surface. Then You don't need to "use force" to levitate 
When we first went to UK, my wife always carried disposable toilet seats (made out of thin plastic) for those occasions when she had to use public toilets. I doubt you can get them in china. Even then apparently she preferred to hover!
I don't like it....but when the deed needs to be done...better there than in my pants like that martian dude.
mArtiAn:
I'll have you know I only did that the one time. Well, ok, it happened twice. Three times, i've only ever shit my pants three times, and no more. Ok, I shit my pants all the time, are you happy? Dammit, gotta go...
No, but I am paranoid about using squat holes. How do they not get shit on their pants while squatting there?
No no..........cause i never do the do outside my crib........You dig?
