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A number of us on here have been accused of being Wumaos,
I have a suggestion :-.
As I and others are strong believers in openness and transparency around here can I suggest that those of us who have a true belief in democracy, offer our services openly and honestly to our so called Chinese controller.
We will of course insist that we will be impartial in our attempts to counter obvious bias and bullying from whatever direction it comes.
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We should make ourselves known to the authorities and declare an interest when we post in the name of fairness and transparency.
I for one will require some form of payment for my time and in order to help finance my travels. At think least 10 rmb per post, I believe that's the going rate for SOME posters on here..
Whats the pay like, $.50? I post misinformation and confusing things all the time. I demand back pay, thats $125 please. May I have that in a beauty shop credits?
lokethebloke:
I question your motives sir!! 50$, we could get a White House speech writer for that.
Don't call me, I'll call you.
By the way, are you that ugly?
TedDBayer:
I posted $.50 or 50 cents, the correct rate for wumao, I never call anyone, my cell phones were stolen. Ugly? I'm cute, hope you don't look like yr pic. Why would you question my motives? Do you go to gay studios?
Hahahaha, yeh, shit, why not? If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
So what do I gotta do, bend over and kiss China's arse for these shillings? I need to know 'cause i'm not too good with following orders. But if you gonna give me the price of a few beers to say China is AOK? What the fuck? I think 'everywhere' is AOK. I mean, don't get me wrong, I also pretty much think everywhere is fucked, but it's where it is, right? Might as well go with the positive, it's not like we're changing the world here, and hey, i've got my eye on a real nice jacket.
Yeh, ok, there's no jacket. I just need beer. Will talk shit for beer. mArtiAn need-a-d'beer. mArtiAn happy make prosteetoot for d'beer. So show me d'fukinmunnymuvafuka!!!
lokethebloke:
Ahhhh, there lies the flaw in my cunning plan Baldrick, there is no money!!
Will you accept 'tokens of our esteem' and we can add them up at the end of the year and give the person with the most tokens a round of applause for being a fair minded ex-pat citizen.
Gotta go to bed!!!!
I read "Do you want to be a woman"
Shit, so why did I open the thread????????????
I think you have got the wrong end of the stick - the idea is to EXPOSE misinformation from WHEREVER it comes.
You may have to go on a training course, possibly somewhere in Siberia. Russia appears to be quite a neutral country these days!!!
I don't know where you got the idea of $50, money is tight these days,you know. We could try approaching Standard Chartered.
The picture is an oil painting by my daughter, of a very famous fashion designer in the UK
I don't know what a gay studio is/
This was meant to be a comment to Teddyboy, sorry I'm not used to this yet. Think I need to go on that training course.
mArtiAn:
Ok, I can definitely help you with that last one. Ahem. A 'gay studio' is the place where homosexuals are made. They are modeled out of a substance called 'gay clay' and each one must be given a stamp of approval by Sir Elton John or a mister Thomas Cruise. It is a conspiracy to bring down the heterosexual world and eventually create an all male society, and I for one applaud it's audacity, though fear it may prove short-sighted in the long run.
Yep, still talking boolacks. That sounded really homophobic too. Sorry 'bout dat.
lokethebloke:
Bollocks, that's the name of my mate's dog. Imagine the faces when he shouts across a crowded pub "come on Bollocks, were going home"
mArtiAn:
Yeh? Well my pal's dog's named 'Myface'. Try that same shout in the pub.
TedDBayer:
When I come back, I'll take you to Thailand then, you get my ladyboys rejects then.
i think people on this forum already made me think am a wu mao..............the problem is am not even a yi mao...............LOL