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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: Does anyone here ever try and look at your dick?
I always try and balance a serious question with another, more lighthearted one, so, seeing as I've just posted a goofy question about therapy and the need for therapeutic outlets in China, here's a more serious question to balance it out about willies. For the record I've experienced this more than a few times, men in public toilets making shameless and obvious attempts to see what kind of gun I'm packing. One bloke in Liuzhou literally leaned over the stall and stared right at it. I had to tell him to f*** off.
Only happened once to me, I was at the urinal some Chinese guy comes in at the next one and immediately looks over. I looked over as well and just sniggered, for some reason he got really red faced and left. Never had a chance to try that tactic again but it seemed to work first time.
Isn't this such a sexist question?
I rarely use public bathrooms in China or elsewhere, so 'no'.
However, I was at the dentist today, and walked to the main Hospital building accompanied by girl/student in her 20-tis, fluent English speaker.
We had to stop at the Hospital reception, and she spoke to another Chinese girl in her 'over 30-tis', who asked me few questions, translated to me by student:
- Do you speak Chinese? What can you say in Chinese?
As I told her few Chinese phrases, she realized I'm an English teacher.
She 'skinny, same 'tall' as me, and other interesting things.....'
Me-'in attack mood': 'I would like to learn more Chinese....'
She: 'How old are you?'
Me: 'Are you hitting on me?'
After that was translated to Chinese, both girls laughed....
For some reason, your Q here reminded me on this morning's event.
I had big flop recently, when I miss-judged age of an attractive actress I met in Training mill. She's just 20-years old, and I'm looking for a bit older girl opps.
mArtiAn:
How is that sexist? I mean, I could ask the ladies of this forum if anyone has ever peeked over the bathroom stall to take a gander at their boo-bob, but I think that would be taking curiosity to a level even the Chinese would find inappropriate.
icnif77:
I 'add-it-ed' afterwards.
I meant, no girly posters can reply. I miss girls in my lifey all the time, so pls. bear with me.
I'm going into intensive Chinese lingua studies.
I always had best grades at all fem teacher's classes, so you know, if I want to 'learn' proper Chinese, I fancy Chinese fem teacher.....
i cant really stand the sight or smell from my own penis, most others are grossed out by it as well
Only happened once to me, I was at the urinal some Chinese guy comes in at the next one and immediately looks over. I looked over as well and just sniggered, for some reason he got really red faced and left. Never had a chance to try that tactic again but it seemed to work first time.
No, but i did have a bathroom attendant massage my shoulders when i was trying to pee. Never did pee, had to get my then girlfriend to tell the guy to stop that!
To be fair though - If you were playing tennis, and your opponent walked onto the court with a tennis racket 3.5 times the size of yours, you would stare.
icnif77:
My cat is telling me all the time to ask you, how do you exercise to achieve such a firmness around your belly button?
expatlife26:
Laugh it up now Icnif. SAFEA betrayed you and now you're going to have to say the vows and join the China Scam Watch.
I do everything in the street, so everyone can have a good gander at my tackle, my meat and two veg and compare there noodle to my sausage!
When I was in jail, my roommates kept asking about it (how long it was, can it touch my belly button....). Finally they asked me to whip it out. I asked them if they were gay.
xinyuren:
The short story is I was charged with assault. I told the long story here before in another thread, maybe last year? Maybe you missed it.
xinyuren:
http://answers.echinacities.com/question/what-do-you-do-when-china-pushes-you-over-edge?type=alatest#lastcomment
The headline made me think this Q would take the MIL road
mArtiAn:
Does your MIL ever try and look at your dick? Does anyone here ever try and look at your MIL? Nope, I don't get it, why'd you think that?
Intriguing question that I have no answer to.... I look at the wall when pissing.
but it brings to mind a question that has haunted me.....Does shoe size relate to dink length?
Yeah i have noticed that.
I had a friend tell me a doctor flipped out about his prick once. Seems pretty childish.
mArtiAn:
I had to have a swab up my urethra once, the doctor stuck it up there then walked off and started doing paperwork. Left me standing there looking like a novelty pencil sharpener.
Happened a few times in public toilets. Then there is the usual dude asking my wife how big I am, whether it fits in entirely, stuff like that, to which she answers that it's none of their business. Back when I was a teacher 5 years ago I also had a college male student who was trying (but failing) to touch it and always asked questions about it, which in my opinion is extremely... gay. I just laugh about it anyway.
I used to have little kids do this when I would use the urinal. I would use my free hand to make them turn away.... I also catch some Chinese girls randomly like checking out the package when I am standing around at work.... I don't know if they are just trying to avoid eye contact or actually check it out, but when I say "What are you looking at?" they usually immediately start eye contact.
Not long ago i experienced this for the first time.
The guy was of course smoking and talking on the phone and making no secret about checking out my junk.
I asked the guy what he wanted
He replied he just wanted to see a foreign dick
I asked if he was gay
He said no he wasn't but had heard stories.
I said ok, here you go and whilst still pissing turned directly towards him.
It turned out he could move like jagger and moonwalk backwards at high speed still smoking.
Very similar thing happened to me. I went into the public toilet and a guy followed me in. I started to go and all of a sudden his face was practically in the urinal. I pushed him away and he left, or so I thought. I zipped up, splashed cold water on my hands(soap? yeah right!) turn around and he's back. He grabbed my junk and ran off.