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Q: Dumb things people do to impress girls

Most Guys are guilty of some sort of stunt to get a lady's attention.
However there is a line between wooing and F*^$ing dumb.
Can you top the following?

Man climbs into panda enclosure to impress women
nine.com.au staff By nine.com.au staff

30 October 2016: A man has been caught on CCTV sneaking into a Panda enclosure and "wrestling" for five minutes before escaping the animal's embrace
FTBA
A tourist who climbed into a Panda enclosure to impress girls was taught a terrifying lesson.

The man was with two female companions at Nanchang Zoo in Southeast China’s Jiangxi province, when he felt the need to show off.

He climbed into the panda house to hassle a sleeping inhabitant.

That is when things took a turn.

Instead of the placid interactions the creatures are known for, the bear grabbed his leg.

The ‘bear hug’ knocked the man to the ground where he was pinned for several minutes.

Eventually the panda let go for long enough so the man could make a hasty escape.

The intruder, known only by his last name Chen, told People Daily he wanted to show off for to his lady friends by teasing the panda.

After medical check-ups, Mr Chen was deemed physically unharmed.

However, his ego surely took some damage.

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I just pop a tic tac into my mouth then grab their pussy.

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It's just as well you pop the tic tac first, they might be offended otherwise

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she would be more offended if he put his Tic Tac in her mouth surprise

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Should have been killed

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In China especially they go to extreme ridiculous lengths to get the ladies' attention, must be the result of women shortage and a complete lack of social skills.

Pitiful attempts (and always failures) to ridicule Foreign men is among those extreme cases.

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I've never asked lady to dance with me. I was/am good dancer, so I usually watched the girls dancing till I wasn't asked .

 

'Truth nothing but the truth'!

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haha,,, on one of my first Dates,,,  we, that is me, my date, my best buddy and his date were out in the countryside in South Texas.  We were hanging out in the middle of nowhere on the roadside by some guy's property late at night.   After about an hour of stilted conversation and very awkward making-out I went over to see the damn dogs barking at us.  I guess to impress her and my testosterone flowing I started barking back at the dogs and yelling at them ,,  I did that a few minutes and then my dumbest act which coulda cost my life,,, I advanced on that pack of dogs, now u gotta know it was pitch black out there,,, I had not acquired a visual on the beasts as of yet, about then we all came under a street-lamp the guy had installed at the gate to his property and I found myself about  6 feet away from a pack of three very angry, very agitated, snarling pit bulls!  I then compounded the error by starting to turn my back on them as I was going to get the heck out of there !!  Big fkn mistake!!   never turn your back on wild animals !!   they friggin' charged up on me and thank God I turned back around in a split-second and that stopped their charge,,,, these fkn beasts were about 3 feet away then!!!   scared the living crap out of me,,,,  if them suckers had latched onto me I woulda been a dead teenager,, dead in one friggin horrific manner.    Still scares me good today when I recollect.   u really had to be there to get what I'm talking about.

Dumbest thing I ever did.

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so far you are winning ......don't know i that is a good thing or not thoughwink

And what happened with your girl?

Was she overcome with awe?

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haha,,, good question.  what did happen with her?  heck if i know.  a good girl though,, I probably woulda been better off if I had stayed with her and tried to make it work.  but I was young n dumb and lost contact with her.

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I knew a crazy hot girl who actually had a guy walk up to her in the shop she was working in and whilst waving a huge wad of cash in her face, asked her, "Do you have any really big wallets? I've got too much money for my little wallet."

They're now married of course.

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There's a little bit if awesome to what that guy did...lotta stoopid...but a little if awesome

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I just pop a tic tac into my mouth then grab their pussy.

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There was a hot babe working at our local pharmacy in Ningbo, and she actually spoke English quite well. I really did not want to flirt with her in front of other staffers so I asked her if her store carried extra large condoms. And when she pointed me towards the condom rack, I just shrugged and said "those are all too small."  She then said those were all they had so I gave her my biz card and told her to call me if they got a delivery of bigger ones. It was hard to keep a straight face through all that but 2 days later she sent me a text message asking me if I wanted to learn Chinese!  Within a month we were doing it like rabbits and she never noticed I was just an average sized western guy.

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