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anonymous
Q: Fired by carrier pigeon...is the decision final?
I woke up this morning to a bird tapping on my window I let the bird in and he had a note saying i did a crappy job and was being fired cause of it. I just want to know if people in china take carrier pigeon the most seriously or if this is just a warning to get my act together im scared to ask directly cause what if they forgot and I can just keep going to work normally i dont really like birds so this one really hurt my feelings.
what do you guys think? Serious advice only please?
Hmmm... Serious question - Did the document on the bird contain any official graphics used solely by the CFTU, which we know cannot be replicated by others?
Also, was the bird in question a pigeon or a dove? I know this is an age old debate, but CFTU only use doves to communicate, because their purity of all matters ethical and religious is of the most supreme order.
Only dirty recruiters use dirty pigeons, which are all disease infested from their sewer dwellings, where the recruiters live.
Yeah man you gotta look for the pinocchio. If you see the pinocchio it's legit and you were fired. Otherwise that pigeon was probably sent by one of the recruiters. The carrier pigeon recruiter scam is VERY common.
source: http://chinascanbusters.com
I lost my thumbs last year when I was scammed by a carrier pigeon scam.
I only barely escaped the firing squad by sacrificing my thumbs and donating a kidney to the Cause.
Don't fall for that. You can only be fired by smoke signals and telegrams!
expatlife26:
Sounds like you were one of the lucky ones.
Usually the China Scam Patrol will execute the scam victim on the spot for being "tainted" by scam. It's not like you can go to CFTU Heaven if you've been scammed of course!
I really support what they do, because in condemning scammers sometimes we forget that you can't have a foreign teacher scam without a foreign teacher victim. No more victims means no more scams!
Why is everyone getting so pigeon-ist??
The majority of pigeons want peace and harmony... and a stable job delivery normal messages. It's only a small minority of bad pigeons that bring fired letters...
Just because they're used in scams doesn't mean that ALL pigeons are scammers!
icnif77:
Yeah, I agree.
Pigeons manure is one of the best
. If you add some fish to it , pigeon 'siit' became very similar to guano. Non-US farmers will understand my lingo.
expatlife26:
I agree pigeon manure is top notch. Talk to any Moldovan and they'll tell you it's their #2 export, after insulated wire of course.
Thriving industry world wide.
Another carrier pigeon scam? Where doesn't the China Scam Patrol put these victims out of their misery? Answer that one, Monsieur
