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Q: have you seen the cupboard style bedheads in your country?
The one thing I miss about my bed in China is the bedhead
Great storage and decorated carvings.
But never seen this type anywhere else , how about any of you guys?
I think IKEA has or had that.
Apart from being good storage, it is also a waste of space as you cannot push the bed close to the wall
I believe in practicing safe sex, I always use a padded headboard.
TedDBayer:
Go for a mirrored room, with a swing, stripper pole and a giant ball. You can keep stuff in the ball, hang your clothes on the swing and stripper poles are a good hiding place from mice and kangaroos.
mArtiAn:
Little known fact: stripper poles were first realized by a female fire department worker, working a night-shift in Melbourne. She awoke at 3am, hankering for a sour-cream and pickle sandwich, and on making her way to the staff kitchens was startled up a nearby pole by a mouse. Raising her body above her head to gain distance from the creature her robe fell off, only frightened her more as she slid down helplessly to the floor below, where she was mauled by a passing kangaroo in what the papers later described as 'a bizarre but strangely erotic incident'..
So i'm not so sure about the validity of your stripper pole suggestion., Ted. Sorry.
TedDBayer:
But she was a bit plump, causing her to slide. Anything thin enough doesn't have the weight to drag her down. Thats why stripper poles work, it's nature working at it's best, the fat ones slide off end of show, the thin ones can spin and hang all day.
Like Ted, my bedhead is a love-making accessory, and mine is bloodstained and covered in matted locks of hair. What i'd really like is a van that has a more attractive interior decor, it's so difficult to get girls in there these days, no matter how much chloroform I use.
TedDBayer:
You also should use a helmet, it's impossible to find a proper DOT approved helmet in China. Just use a plastic pail, it's cheaper than a crappy helmet.
mArtiAn:
A plastic pail? What a ridiculous idea. I already have a perfectly good helmet, thank you, I fashioned it myself, out of two old bungee cords, and a hollowed out half a watermelon. It's not only fetching, it also smells nice.
TedDBayer:
Sounds good, a watermellon would absorb shock and pass a DOT certificate before a Chinese safety helmet.
