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Sometimes we as teachers must illustrate on the board in order to make students understand. Yesterday I was explaining what dome shaped meant. I drew a dome. Then I made the mistake of explaining further. I told them that Muslims like to use dome shaped roofs. So I drew two short buildings with a tall building in the middle. Then I put dome roofs on them. The only girl in the class had her mouth gaped open (as if a programmed response), I looked back at the board and there I saw my old nemesis, the penis on the board.
It's been over a year since my mortal enemy forced me to abandon all my lessons with cannons in them. I didn't give up without a fight. I tried drawing them with big wheels at the sides but that just made the laughs bigger. I tried drawing them with small wheels and a male student yelled out happily 'He's a coward like me!". I tried making the cannon long but the girls just blushed. I tried making the cannons short and a housewife broke down in tears sobbing 'How can I put up with something like that for the rest of my life?". I tried making the cannon wider and the students asked if it were an African cannon. I tried drawing the cannon pointed down, pointed straight and pointed all the way up but the look of shock and horror was all too damning. I had the great idea of drawing the cannon in action, rushing into a tunnel on it way to war, but I was fired. Magnificent! I'll draw the cannon firing of a round, a boy said it should have been wearing a condom for safety. I banged my head against the wall until I thought to combine the 2 ideas!!!!!!!!!! I drew the cannon firing off a round before entering the tunnel, another housewife sobbed 'my husband has the same problem'. I thought and thought , my lasst try, I drew the cannon with little men pushing it up into position, a 10 year old girl asked if the men were named Viagra.
How do you fight the accidental penis on the board?????????????
8 years 7 weeks ago in Teaching & Learning - China
You're just being a dick.
Englteachted:
That's actually true, they do say I'm arrogant. (Everyone who meets me does)
Janosik:
Not only arrogant to say it politely ... Did you consider to return to school or eventually make your parrents to claim yout school fee back?
coineineagh:
Heh heh. Mainlander Janosik thinks ted's parents paid a school fee. Classic.
Englteachted:
coin: You understood what he meant? I thought he was trying to say feedback.
Janosik:
Why does not surprise me that two a bit mentally challenged exhibitionists on this site find the common speech?
It's obviously a psychological obsession you have with penii. Sounds like you're a closet homosexual who is struggling to keep a lid on your natural desires. Just let it all go and accept yourself for what you are.......
Show them the real thing to prove that it's different. You were drawing Muslim domes and cannons.
[unzips] "Look, it's different!"
Once all doubt has been cast aside, the class will no longer be focused on your drawings.
You're just being a dick.
Englteachted:
That's actually true, they do say I'm arrogant. (Everyone who meets me does)
Janosik:
Not only arrogant to say it politely ... Did you consider to return to school or eventually make your parrents to claim yout school fee back?
coineineagh:
Heh heh. Mainlander Janosik thinks ted's parents paid a school fee. Classic.
Englteachted:
coin: You understood what he meant? I thought he was trying to say feedback.
Janosik:
Why does not surprise me that two a bit mentally challenged exhibitionists on this site find the common speech?
Only one viable solution; chop off the hands that keep offending people.
Try looking on Prickipaedia - that should have the answer.
Draw vaginas instead.
"So I was trying to illustrate what a Venus Fly Trap looks like..."
So your attempts to be an artist is a complete balls up?
see you problem is the level of detail. In the case of drawing domes, don't go all in on drawing three domes, keep it at two. The perspective is also very important. To avoid the tall penis like structure, draw the domes from the top. Remember to illustrate the center of the top of the dome so it is not just a stupid circle.
This really looks to reflect your level ...
By the way how many people did you already taught English?
You do not count ...
Englteachted:
teach not taught, Now I taught you without drawing a penis on the board.