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Q: How many horns should I get on my head?

Can't resist the temptation to grow some horns on my head. Just not sure how many would be more appropriate. 

 

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If its the Devil you want to play with, I suggest you get a sex change to a man.

The first time you have a horn in your pants is when you will understand what we have to deal with.

Then you can write a book about it, put the world to rights, and we can all live happily ever after.

Or why not just get a tattoo.. In a secret place Smile

Ha ha SpongeBob. You just made me have a "Wish I was not in China" moment.

Bob. Bob.

This is Bob.

Hello Bob.

Classic Blackadder. Wish we had youtube so I could post a clip.

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Haha, Bob, short for Kate.

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Ha ha stiggs. How to write it to capture the inflections that Rowan imparts.. Helloo... B!oB! I can say it, but I can't write it. Such is the magic of Brit comedy.

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Yup, that's him alright wink

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If its the Devil you want to play with, I suggest you get a sex change to a man.

The first time you have a horn in your pants is when you will understand what we have to deal with.

Then you can write a book about it, put the world to rights, and we can all live happily ever after.

Or why not just get a tattoo.. In a secret place Smile

Ha ha SpongeBob. You just made me have a "Wish I was not in China" moment.

Bob. Bob.

This is Bob.

Hello Bob.

Classic Blackadder. Wish we had youtube so I could post a clip.

How I miss British comedy Sad

Stiggs:

Haha, Bob, short for Kate.

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Ha ha stiggs. How to write it to capture the inflections that Rowan imparts.. Helloo... B!oB! I can say it, but I can't write it. Such is the magic of Brit comedy.

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Yup, that's him alright wink

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This question just sounds like a load of bull to me. surprise

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Exactly 0.12357111317192329313741434753

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Not as many as my old friends Mr. Goldstein and Mr. Greenberg

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Just one ! if it grows from your forehead , u may look like the Unicorn ! 

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