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Q: I got my Residence Permit. Kiss my ass!

I got my new Residence Permit today and I have been praising Jesus all morning.

 

But before I celebrate, a few people and groups can kiss my ass.

 

Gary Chodorow, kiss my ass. Your website can kiss my ass. Your doom and gloom sh*t can, yes, kiss my ass!

 

Qingdao, kiss my ass.

 

To all you homosexual pedophiles, kiss my ass. I know I am grown and my butt has a lot of hair, but you homosexuals can kiss it anyway.

 

Ironman on this site can kiss my ass.

 

Barack Obama can kiss my ass too. One more year without having to pay for moronic health insurance, for morons who cannot take care of themselves.

 

I'll shave my behind so when all of you get this, you know who can kiss my ass.

 

Kiss my ass!

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I see you've also obtained your drug supply...both that and your residence permit you are obviously not suited for.

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"Kiss my ass!", says the anonymous poster.

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Kiss my ass...by anonymous. Doesn't have much sting, really.

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That was a wonderfully useful contribution.I see you don't like paying taxes which are used for social help, so there you go (disclaimer : no I don't think everybody have the same opinion in USA)

expatlife26:

I have NO clue who goes to these for profit colleges.

 

There are plenty of Public State Colleges that are way cheaper and more legit.

 

I'd rather see Western Colorado State than Capella University on my resume any day

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I'm surprised you didn't post about the free-health care most developed countries have for their people...

 

Australia doesn't have free tertiary education... but you can take out a 'loan', and pay it back through the tax system after you've graduated, at percentages that make life quite bearable (ie, above average pay threshholds, incremental increases starting at 0.5%, and maxxing out at 5.0%).

 

But, you're right... funding defense is far more important that education and health.

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hehe.. I read the question from the home page.. came to this page.. down voted first.. afterwards read the question..

Seriously Mr Anonymous: Edit your question.. Replace KISS with KICK 

Anyways.. can somebody guess who is so pissed at so many people???

Who was here recently asking for sympathy in getting a RP and you people probably kicked his ass..

Such a coward who cannot be brave and posts anonymously.... 

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Obviously a Republican who feels he's now above other people, and takes a long-awaited dump on his perceived lessers. And when his position of infinite superiority disappears in, say, 365 days, he wil return to the boards and pretend to be civilized.

You got yours, jackass. Don't choke on it.

expatlife26:

I think this guy is trolling. It too readily covered all the points of jackass hypocrite americans (praising jesus while hating the poor, yeah i'm sure jesus would hate the idea of affordable health care assholes)

 

Also what do you think the odds are that somebody struggling to get a visa at all (maybe no degree or something) has the career prospects at home to not be a net beneficiary of national health care? 

 

I think anyone making less than $60,000 (400% of poverty line)in the US pretty much automatically benefits from it.

 

Granted there are a lot of stupid people out there who have been fooled into thinking that something that is good for them is somehow wrong, but this doesn't quite sound sincere.

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wow! What a post!

 

Finally someone has the guts to tell it like it is! That's awesome! 

xinyuren:

Yeah!  maybe you can recruit him for the STFU!

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Yeah! You got the idea!

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if only you knew who it was 

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"Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians - you are not like him" - Ghandi

 

"also, he probably was made up" - me

 

Anon posting = no respect.  And how will Ironman ever know if he kisses the correct butt ? 

TedDBayer:

Isn't ass kissing a pay for play service?

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Scandinavian:

not sure, I would think that ass kissing is possible in all price ranges, from being paid to do so, to paying big stax to do so. 

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I'm fairly certain Jesus wouldn't be interested in the praises of someone who chooses to so blatantly (and moronically) suggests so many people "kiss my ass". And taking shots at homosexuals... AND lumping them with pedophiles... is a sure way NOT to get any blessings from upstairs!

 

As for getting your RP... sounds like you didn't deserve one, and that someone has had to do something that would actually constitute corruption to get it... which is fairly typical in this country... which makes me think that no higher powers were involved at all. (Unless you call red Mao's a 'higher power').

 

Wanker!

Scandinavian:

Remember, God created everything.... except homosexuals 

 

www.funnyordie.com/videos/.../creationist-cosmos

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Yes, agreed.

Poster, you are a wanker.

 

 

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Lmao... 

 

And what exactly have you done that is noteworthy? Besides being a complete retard with an ass kissing fetish? angry

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Watch out folks, a real tough guy here.

crimochina:

Update: the op was deported for homosexuality.

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