Beyonce thanks for your help..

Now change the lyrics a little bitx If I were Chinese=

If I were a Chinese even just on a L Visa
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And wonder if the Visa policy had changed.
Drink beer with the guanxi's
And chase after the skinny girls
I'd kick it with foreigners from all over the world
And I'd get confronted for working as an ESL instructor
'Cause they'd pick on me.

{Chorus}
If I were Chinese
I think I could couldn't understand English
How it feels to love to eat noodles
I swear I'd be a better mandarin speaker then I am now
I'd listen to visa gossip
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the job you wanted to F visa holder
'Cause he's starting tomorrow
And everything you had got destroyed by the PSB

{Verse}
If I were Chinese
I would turn off my goal minded think
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that my mind was in Disney land
I'd put myself first, never let a girl out the door first
And make the rules as I go
'Cause I know that she'd be annoying
Waiting for me to come get my visa renewed..

How about you?
If I were a boy even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted and go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for me

{Chorus}
If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

{Verse}
If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was sleeping alone
I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
'Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waiting for me to come home to come home