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Q: [NSFW / Poop talk] Your worst laduzi experience?

So today I had my worst food poisoning in China, one would think that after 10 years here I wouldn't get any of these anymore, well guess what...

 

I was in a remote part of Guangzhou with no McDonald's or restaurant with proper toilets around, so I literally had to do it like our ancestors behind a tree after making sure no one was looking. So much for my dignity...

 

Fortunately I had toilet paper with me, a good reminder on why you always should.

 

Finally I want to say screw you China, I never ever get sick like that anywhere else even in third world countries.

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You could also brush your ... (is it '-self' or 'ass'?) against the  tree  bark .

 

Old  -Scout  -School, ......... you know.

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icnif77:

Did you know nurtured tree bark is softer ...surprise than one in the wilderness-ss? ... one panda told me... once.

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I Yahoo-gle your reply, 'cause 'no ming bai', and one of the As is:

 

  1. [NSFW / Poop talk] Your worst laduzi experience ...

    answers.echinacities.com/question/nsfw-poop-talk-your...

    Oppan China Style LMBO. 55 min 41 sec ago. Report Abuse. icnif77: Did you know nurtured tree bark is softer ... than in the wilderness-ss? ... one panda told me ...

I could say, Yahoo-gle now knows also ....

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I feel so vely famourse now wink

 

As for my reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAiiCe0MUCM Gangnam-style China shanzhai.

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You could also brush your ... (is it '-self' or 'ass'?) against the  tree  bark .

 

Old  -Scout  -School, ......... you know.

RandomGuy:

Oppan China Style LMBO

4 days 5 hours ago
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icnif77:

Did you know nurtured tree bark is softer ...surprise than one in the wilderness-ss? ... one panda told me... once.

4 days 5 hours ago
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icnif77:

I Yahoo-gle your reply, 'cause 'no ming bai', and one of the As is:

 

  1. [NSFW / Poop talk] Your worst laduzi experience ...

    answers.echinacities.com/question/nsfw-poop-talk-your...

    Oppan China Style LMBO. 55 min 41 sec ago. Report Abuse. icnif77: Did you know nurtured tree bark is softer ... than in the wilderness-ss? ... one panda told me ...

I could say, Yahoo-gle now knows also ....

3 days 13 hours ago
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RandomGuy:

I feel so vely famourse now wink

 

As for my reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAiiCe0MUCM Gangnam-style China shanzhai.

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A: That would be an awful experience. I would call your embassy asap
A:That would be an awful experience. I would call your embassy asap, they might be able to suggest something or give you a temporary replacement or something. I'm sure they would have seen this before.You may also need something from the PSB to say that you still have a valid visa in order to leave the country. Do you at least have a copy of your visa and passport front page, or can you get one?  If you have been working here your employer would probably have copies. In the mean time, turn the place upside down trying to find your passport.Good luck mate.   -- Stiggs