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Q: party tricks at the restaurant
the adult conversation is boring and you find yourself at the kids part of the table because they have the ipad out .
but the battery runs out .....what to do ?
easy ....get 4 iceblock sticks and make a boomerang
now you have a toy that explodes on impact and can be re assembled for the next victim.
the matchbox catapult is another great time killer .
maybe a game of tuppnee half penny football?
what about you guys?
When I am given a fork and spoon because I am a stupid foreigner who cannot use chopsticks, I hold them both in one hand and use the handle end to pick up food (in the same manner as using chopsticks).
Dangle two chopsticks from my top lip so as to look like the tentacles on a sea monster and pull a face. Childish I know, but it keeps the Chinese amused.
My favorite is 
:
1. sink straw into the glass full of water; 2. Cover the top of the straw with your finger, and lift the straw out of the glass by covering the top;
If you don't remove your finger from the top of the straw, you'll hold the water inside the straw as high as your glass was deep/full; 3. Come behind the person you want to 'water'; 4. stick straw into the person's pocket from behind, and remove your finger from the top;
Water will leak into the pocket, however person won't feel anything right away. Water in the pocket needs a minute or two to penetrate cotton and reach the balls or other 'thingy', so you have time to mix yourself back with the crowd.
While you're back with everybody else, watered person will suddenly feel cold temperature (water temp.) reaching his balls, and there's nothing else to do but grab his (her's) intenstines fast, without knowing who was the culprit among all laughing party members.
I did that to one Greek girl in Florida, however as the master of the gimp, I used two straws, one in each hand for both pockets.
We're still in love. Me and girl.
She told me water leaks slowly, first from one side, and then relax .....'shout: you mastards.....', and then came another cold hit from L pocket.......
The most interesting to me is 'watered' person can't determine who did it....
I hope, you all won't judge my character
by this post.
icnif77:
Man, I watch my pockets all the time.
When I was a student/kid, I'd do it to a teacher..... , but I didn't know it at that time.
I have to have some caution all the time, especially now working in the classroom.
Scandinavian:
ok, I might have read this too fast, but does Greek girls have balls, I mean they have different nationality so maybe their bodies are different.
icnif77:
You mean 'do Greek girls have ....'?
I can't understand your Englo. Are you Non? Yeah, me two. Pain, isn't it?
You should 'scan' my post slowly one more time.
Either sex has pockets while in trousers, so 'destination of the water in pocket' change, depending on the 'sex' of the victim
....
philbravery:
either have sex in pckets .....but it is easier to play pocket billiards than golf
icnif77:
Would you be surprised if I'd tell you, my Greek pronunciation of 'watering the flower' is spotless?
'cause of the extensive one-on-one w/ Native Greek speaker.....
Enough on the garments already
Paper football! Youi know - get a strip of paper - about 30cm x 5cm and fold it into a tight triangle. And flick your way across the table to get it into the goal line (~5cm of edge of the table), and if you get a 'try', then you can also go for a field goal/conversion by flicking over the uprights (thumb tips together & spread far apart - index fingers pointing up for the posts(.
Obviously - works on shiny flat surfaces - not tablecloths.
If you drink 3 full glasses of baiju at the outset of any function then the fun finds you.
icnif77:
Did you know, Baiju can became glue or shoe impregnator, when in snow?
philbravery:
did you know thar alcohol in general is responsible for lots of impregnation
icnif77:
I'll might be heading close to the Maotai production facilities.
High in the hills with fresh air/low PM all around.
Interview with School's boss this afternoon.
When I am given a fork and spoon because I am a stupid foreigner who cannot use chopsticks, I hold them both in one hand and use the handle end to pick up food (in the same manner as using chopsticks).
Dangle two chopsticks from my top lip so as to look like the tentacles on a sea monster and pull a face. Childish I know, but it keeps the Chinese amused.
