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Q: Should Vicky accept Hulk's sperm donation so she can finally Journey to the West?
We all know she Dreams of Red Mansions. She wants to Journey to the West, and avoid the Outlaws of the Marsh. Should she accept Hulk's sperm donation, or continue her Romance in the Three Kingdoms?
10 years 6 weeks ago in Visa & Legalities - China
I can give my high valued opinion, only after I see your semen analysis. You should be careful in lab with 'handling........'!, i.e. 'collection technique'
'....many semen characteristics may be evaluated (generally by a diagnostic laboratory). Collection techniques and precise measurement method may influence results.'
Hulk sperm sample http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slime_(toy)
I'd be inclined to caution Hulk about a direct deposit. That method could be fraught with danger.
I think Crimo (who I don't see here recently) has offered a solution to Vicky a number of times.... he offered to see if that big butt could bounce right a few times.....stay away HULK
Victoria is by far my favorite troll on the internet.
Victoria is by far my favorite troll on the internet.
Hulk should force himself on her. She doesn't know what's good for her anyway, and she'll probably like it, too.
coineineagh:
Fair enough, fellow scumbag. A tasteless joking answer to a tasteless joking question. Or were you serious? I wasn't.
Hulk:
It doesn't matter. I take offense to rape jokes.
I was asking if it would be a good idea if Vicky would willingly accept my sperm, not forcibly.
icnif77:
I'm ready for comment..Open 'pornhub', and.....HURRY up! I - AM- SE-RI-OUs!
I think, you all are weird here!
Scandinavian:
but Hulk. would you be able to tell if it is voluntarily or being forced by societies pressure to become less Chinese ?
coineineagh:
For what it's worth, I wasn't making a rape joke. I was referring to 'being forceful' on a date, which I think she'd like. Many women like a guy who's to-the-point and knows what he wants, as I believe Vicky would. She'd let you 'force yourself on her' - but I realize now that this expression is usually a euphemism for rape. It was an incorrect use of an expression, so I apologize for the miscommunication. I also don't approve of rape, unless it's the vegetable. Well-prepared rape is delicious. Oops, now I made a real rape joke!
I suspect Hulk's sperm has lead poisoning.
I get the impression he enjoys fondling bullets, as he dreams of what head is the next to get one through it .
Only joking Hulk 
She has enough donations already. She could open her own bank.
I think she would be safest if she remains in China.
The culture shock would be too much.
In America, or any other foreign country, she would only become frustrated and angry because she is unable to understand completely what is happening around her.
Victoria, it would be the best if you remain in China.
