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Q: Tell me a joke.
I'm sure i've asked it before an' i'm asking it again. Tell me a joke.
Nothing to do with life in China? To me it's one of the things I most dearly miss about being back home; sitting in the pub and hearing a good joke.
Not got anything new in mind to offer in return but this simple oldie: What's short, withered and wrinkled and hangs out your underpants?
Your Grandma.
Check the forum
I posted one just for you
mArtiAn:
Cheers, that reminds me of the joke about the bloke who staggered into an emergencey room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. "I was having a quiet round of golf with the wife" he told the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went over to look for it and I noticed one of the cows had something white stuck in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt. That's when I made the mistake." "What did you do?" asked the doctor. "Well I was standing there holding up the tail and I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, Mildred, this looks like yours!'"
I have three questions for you
1, There are 30 fogs in a pool ,but only one of them wears underpants,why?
2,One day a zhu (猪) had nothing to do and was boring to death,so he wanted to hang out ,after walking for a while,he thought maybe he could walk longer.After some time again, he found he still had enough energy to hike .In this way,he kept walking day by day,year by year, finally he found he was in France.What had he turned to be at that time?
3,An ant fell from the 50th floor of a building by accident, dead without any scar on the body.How did he die?
mArtiAn:
Go on then Chenhan, before Business Dog picks up this thread and slings it away like some old chew toy, why is only one frog wearing underpants? What did the pig turn into? And the ant? Someone stepped on him, right?
chenhan:
it wouldn't be interesting if i give the answers right now,so i will keep waiting.
chenhan:
ok,i give the answers now.
1, The one wearing underpants is a worker helping the others bath.
2,Cochon
3,He was dead by scare.
mArtiAn:
Oh dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear. That was bad, Chenhan. Hahaha. I mean, that was so bad it was funny. But I understand, it is a Chinese joke, being translated into English, it is easy for the humour to get lost in the translation.
Ok, i'm going to try to do the same; i'll tell an English joke, in Chinese. You tell me if you find it funny. Here goes.
Quick note, my wife just read this and she says the name I gave'小玲'is a girl's name. In the joke it is supposed to be a man, but I can't be bothered to change it, so.....小玲is a man. Ok?有一天两个人在一起工作的很忙。一个叫小王另一个叫小玲。下班后小王问了小玲帮他一个忙。他说“小玲，我今天忙死了，肯定会晚点回家。你能不能去我的那里告诉我的老婆我会晚回家吗？”小玲说“当然可以”所以他下班后马上到小王的家去了。
在小王的家小王的老婆问他进来喝茶。小玲告诉她之后就看到她的长腿说”王夫人， 你的腿很长， 如果你站起来给我看你的长腿，我就会给你两百块钱， 好不好？“王夫人想了一下在说”好的”。然后小玲说"我看到你的内裤是红色的。如果你给我看你的红内裤，我就会给你三百块钱，好不好？“王夫人又想了一下在说”好的“。然后小玲说“天啊，我好想跟你一起去你的卧室做爱。你跟我一起做爱我就会给你一千块钱， 好不好？”王夫人又想了在说“好的”。
过了几个小时后小王回家了。“老婆好，我的朋友小玲今晚来这里吗？”王夫人很尴尬的回答“他来了”。 小王说“他告诉你我会晚点会家吗？” 王夫人很不好意思的说“他告诉我了”。小王坐下来说“好的。他给你我的工资吗？”
Does the joke make sense? It's pretty funny when told in English.
chenhan:
Thanks for the joke,man!It is still funny in Chinese.By the way,小玲 is just the name of my elder sister.
Greetings all,
Business Dog enjoys jokes just as much as the next adorable moderator animal in a tie, but he'd prefer that they're told in the forum (the green stretched out circle button located at the top right of the page). That is all.
grr..woof.
mArtiAn:
I think people need more reminders about the other forum, most don't know it's there, those that do get tired of wasting posts there that ain't read, it's tucked away, hardly visible, may as well be behind a bush. Hey, that reminds me of a joke.....
chenhan:
hey,Business Dog,could we ask any question coming into our mind?Are there any limits?
