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Q: What are the top 2 reasons Hulk should do whatever (super)humanly possible to get his MIL to the US?

1) "Weird Al" Yankovic will unannouced show up and live in a tent in front of the Hulk residence for two days. Some months later, Yankovic will release a track called "China Grill" to the tune of David Bowie's "China Girl" about a young American man, who suffers from a heart attack after his Chinese mother in law moves in and starts cooking for him. The track will be release together with a new version of "Living in the fridge"

2) ..... ok, I got nothing, a top 2 was too optimistic

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she opens a dumpling cooking cart on the street in front of his house and gets a fine from the health department for no permit, no business license and no filters for the pollution. the EPA comes out and says the waste water contaminated the sewer system and river 20 miles away and gives the mil another fine, to be paid by hulk for sponsoring and supporting her visit, the FDA and CDC come by to investigate the dumplings that had expired meat from macdonalds that was shipped from china and sold at a discount chinese supermarket in chinatown nearby. hulk has to put up the property for her jail bond, she skips the country and hulk and wife are collecting beer cans and plastic and living at the local church shelter for the homeless.
i forgot something, hulk turns green and tears up her dumpling cart and the mil files a complaint at the chinese embassy for him to fix or replace it and ship it to china so she can still make money.
scandinavian, shame on you for tempting me with a great question while im severely intoxicated.

icnif77:

O2,o2

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louischuahm:

winkNicely put Ambivalent! Ambivalently drunk I should say! 

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Scandinavian:

ambi, if you can hit some of they keys on your keyboard in just about the right sequence, I'd say you need another round of <whatever your are drinking>

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ambivalentmace:

i never use good grammar or punctuation when im not working, my way of rebellion i suppose, but while i was drunk i capitalized proper nouns, i think i need to go to an aa meeting.

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#1) Just to visit.

 

They aren't moving here... no way. She keeps trying to tell us that vitamin supplements aren't required, that we should do X, Y or Z in the Chinese way. Basically, she wants us to be moronic too.

ScotsAlan:

What's the point Hulk?

 

It's easier for you to visit them in China.

 

Do you feel a need to prove to your inlaws that their daughter made the right choice?

 

No way would I even consider taking your wife's family to the west. I would post photos on fb showing them what they are missing. And then promise to bring them ipads if they promise to be nice.

 

No fb? tough shit...

 

 

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We don't want to go back to China.

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