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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: What was your most embarrassing momments in China!?
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A Chinese person asking me how old I am.
I said "Why don't you guess!"
They guessed 42.
............. I'm 26.
People not responding to my pelvic thrust welcoming moment. It's not that embarrassing, but it makes me sad. And when people ignore my spin-o-rama high fives. Sometime, they even ignore me after the tip of the hat finishing moves. No wonder their productivity here is so low, they don't understand the concept of "work hard, party hard"!
I remember years back on my first visit in China, I met this lovely lady. We dated for some time, she told me she was still "pure" and inexperienced... when we had our first intercourse, I realized she was lying. She started crying and explained she had a Swedish boyfriend and that it was a bad experience. Way to ruin the mood!
What she forgot to tell me was that the swedish guy also gave her herpes and chlamydia. I realized some time later, told the girl, who replied it was a lie and it was all my fault. Had some problems with her parents after that, this shit costed me some cash. Let me tell you it wasn't pleasant and quite embarrassing to have that little STD talk with the parents...
I've been screwed once and it never happened again! I should have had doubts when the girl was moving like Lady Gaga on speed... It was the "good old time" and could have been even worse!