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Q: Where is Hillary Clinton? Missing for 12 days and counting...

 

Reuters News reports breaking story that Hillary Clinton was last seen leaving a Georgetown restaurant with a Chinese man in his 40s carrying two briefcases. Another witnsess say they entered a taxi together. Clinton staffers are worried sick and after checking her itinerary book left on her desk, were surprised to see that she had not scheduled a single appointment after March 31st and had not kept any of her appointments after March 21st. President Bill Clinton did not seem too concerned about this development and reportedly even smiled upon hearing the news. Police in Silver Springs report that her apartment seemed normal with no sign of burglary or forced entry, and that her dehydrated cocker spaniel "Muffin" was overjoyed to see visitors and had soiled every room in the apartment. Apparently the dog had chewed through a paper bag of dog food and drank water from the toilet to survive. One source who refused to be identified claimed there were "quite a few stains" on here bed sheets, but would not elaborate. The same source said he suspected foul play after police found a crushed note written in Chinese in ger trash can reportedly from a well known controversial monk exiled from Tibet saying "Thank you for a great time - DL". One aide overheard Hillary talking about taking a holiday in Malaysia but did not take her seriously at the time since she was a bit tipsy after leaving a cocktail party hosted by the Norwegian ambassador. All DHS and airport security world-wide have been put on alert as Interpol begins a global manhunt. Was she kidnapped by the Chinese hoping to trade her for some high tech IP, or perhaps as rumors suggest, having a vengeful affair with Vladimir Putin at a Black Sea resort in Odessa? Where the hell did she go?

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Seems trollsquad is back, then...

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OP: 'you should post weblink with your post, so we know your statement is true!'

Nothing on GOOG extraordinary on Hillary today, so it's made-up story. Are you in competition for Pinocchio reward?

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Highly amusing. If you understood the whole thing that is.

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Its April 01, and your birthday...Happy Birthday dear.

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If I hadn't read the answers first, I might have bought the first 1/3 of the story. Then the details piled up, and it just didn't sound like a believable news story at all. I have half a mind to write some similar story about a drunken Xi Jinping underling spotted in a Honeymoon Suite with Sarah Palin dressed up as a KTV girl, along with some putrid gore to offend just that little bit more than necessary. But I'm strapped for time. If anyone feels inspired by my pointers to concoct their own April Fool's story, be my guest.

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http://rightwingnews.com/top-news/debbie-schultzs-aide-access-congress-members-emails-sold-foreign-agents/

 

a foreign agent from pakistan on a h1 visa running the democrat parties computer security, what a great plot for a movie, but it really happened.

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A: I'm prepared to give the guy some slack. He asked a few shifty questio
A:I'm prepared to give the guy some slack. He asked a few shifty questions in 2012 then went dormant for 5 years and suddenly appears asking newbie questions. A bit suss but who knows, he could just be a moron. Benefit of the doubt given.

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