icnif77:

I really wanted to say 'Do you EVER use search engines?' 

 . When you see my A contain 'Yahoo-gle' that's the real Q I have!

I always get lost in big malls. The most difficult was to find my car in LA shopping mall parking lot. Hate to look for my car while loaded with shopping bags. No car alarms yet in 1989, or so.

After that 'debacle', I left my wheels home, and I used cab, and when I wanted to return home, cab Co. teller asked me where am I? Me: I'm on the 'name of the shopping mall'. He: 'which part? are you on B2, VS7, SL5, (or any other '77' different parts) of the shopping mall?' me: 'let me find out'.

I wasn't intoxicated or high, but teller sure had to have that feeling.

The smaller the shopping mall the better for me. I prefer to check several small malls, then get everything in one mall, and have to use compass to get out.

ambivalentmace:

yes, it is a pain in the ass, foreign guests at the mall of america layed over at the minneapolis airport get too drunk and wake up in lego land, well at least they did not go to the basement and swim with sharks.

icnif77:

'I did swim with sharks' since you mention it! In 'Bahamas'! Can't remember the port's name now. It's the biggest island in Bahamas, with big casino city in one part, and just port in smaller city on the same island. Nassau is the name of big city. Can't remember the smaller city's name. They are only two cities there. Freeport is the 2nd city in Bahamas.

1st I had run for around 2m, then on my return I swam in the port. We stayed overnight in the smaller city port.

Across the port was 'famous' restaurant (name 'Pier 1', around year 1992), in which the biggest attraction was pointing lights at night toward the sea, and throwing food in the water. You could see many (white) sharks as attraction from your restaurant's table/seat. That was my first time I saw shark in real. It looks like '5 cow bodies connected with shark's head'. Huge stinky animal!

I swam in the same port during the day time. Port guard 'assured' me, sharks came in port ONLY in night time. lol. I needed ''wash' after the jog!' fuk the sharks!''

However, I worked on Cruise ship for several months, and I had never missed my weekly exercise.

Jog or cycle&swim is my thing. In S. Fl. I would cycle (50miles) and swam in S. Beach.

You're talking to 'swimming w/ sharks' person!

I miss my S. Fl to death!

ambivalentmace:

yes, old fart here, in 1983, we caught a tiger shark in st.pete, fl. about 14 ft. did not know what to do with, so we called the police to donate it for food to a local prison, they actually did give it to a prison. never again, to drunk, to dangerous, the stupidity of youth.