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Q: Who needs an eye cleaning?
Who could see themselves sitting still and relaxing while some guy scraped your eyes with a knife?
www.shanghaiist.com/2017/09/08/eye-cleaning.php
Even looking at that picture has me cringing in my chair.
6 years 32 weeks ago in Health & Safety - China
Diver: good to see you again Left-eye, have a pint on me!
Left-eye: thx diver, don't mind if I do...
Diver: So, Left-eye, I've always been meaning to ask you,,, how'd you lose your eye?
Left-eye: Well, a rather horiffic story if I must say so myself. You see, I got it cut out with a rusty straght-razor.
Diver: damnation, that musta hurt! were you in a knife fight or something?
Left-eye: well,,, not exactly. you see, I was having an elderly, illiterate nongmin scrape my eyeballs with a dirty razorblade while we laid by the gutter on a sidewalk in Shanghai.
Diver: I see,,,,, but I guess you don't! haha
Stiggs:
LOL...
Diver: Didn't that strike you as being a stupid thing to let someone do to you?
Lefty: Oh that guy was very skilled, he assured me he hadn't slipped once in all his years of doing it.
Diver: So.......?
Lefty: It would have been fine if that herd of old ladies hadn't slammed into the knifeman and tried to push him out of the way because he was standing between them and a salesperson giving away free expired tofu.
talentd n experiencd bloke.
Stiggs:
He would need to be, but even so.... hell no. ! There's no way I could sit still through that procedure.
Diver: good to see you again Left-eye, have a pint on me!
Left-eye: thx diver, don't mind if I do...
Diver: So, Left-eye, I've always been meaning to ask you,,, how'd you lose your eye?
Left-eye: Well, a rather horiffic story if I must say so myself. You see, I got it cut out with a rusty straght-razor.
Diver: damnation, that musta hurt! were you in a knife fight or something?
Left-eye: well,,, not exactly. you see, I was having an elderly, illiterate nongmin scrape my eyeballs with a dirty razorblade while we laid by the gutter on a sidewalk in Shanghai.
Diver: I see,,,,, but I guess you don't! haha
Stiggs:
LOL...
Diver: Didn't that strike you as being a stupid thing to let someone do to you?
Lefty: Oh that guy was very skilled, he assured me he hadn't slipped once in all his years of doing it.
Diver: So.......?
Lefty: It would have been fine if that herd of old ladies hadn't slammed into the knifeman and tried to push him out of the way because he was standing between them and a salesperson giving away free expired tofu.
So, there's one thing warm water apparently isn't good for...
Given the number of western olympic athletes that do cupping, he might be onto a good thing.
But really, WTF.
