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Q: Why does the Chinese government want to embalm Steve Job's body?

I've heard that certain members of the politburo are in quiet negotiations with America to embalm and transport Steve Job's body to Beijing to put on display in a new museum to the great man. Not only is this a bit weird, but surely Jobs himself is kinda squishy by now. The museum itself is meant to be built from treated pulp copies of his biographies. Is this all true and have you heard about it?

11 years 31 weeks ago in  Culture - China

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eewww i'll bet that will never happen

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For sure won't happen!  Obviously a false rumor.

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What's your source? Daily Mail? National Enquirer? Is there a Bat Boy involved?

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I would guess it was Bat Boy  who wrote the article...

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Because Apple products are status symbol in China..

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It's to replace Mao's cadaver as China moves from the focus of Revolution to being a Consumer society.

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  Maybe they think he has nice pecs.

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Something got lost in translation when the workers at Foxconn complained about rotten jobs

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Hey OP!  Can you please give us a link to your source on this?

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www.howgullibleareyou.com

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they want to clone him. then they will arrest him for being too creative and criticizing the govt.

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