The place to ask China-related questions!
Beijing Shanghai Guangzhou Shenzhen Chengdu Xi'an Hangzhou Qingdao Dalian Suzhou Nanjing More Cities>>

Categories

Close
Welcome to eChinacities Answers! Please or register if you wish to join conversations or ask questions relating to life in China. For help, click here.

By continuing you agree to eChinacities's Privacy Policy .

Sign up with Google Sign up with Facebook
Sign up with Email Already have an account? .
Posts: 19444

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

Q: Add-it: Would you be offended, if somebody would call you zonkey?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/zonkey-zoo-welcomes-the...

 

Sex and drugs, and rock 'n roll...pum-pum-pum-para-rara-rara....

 

A zonkey called Ippo quickly became a tourist attraction when he was born in Florence, Italy last year after his father, a zebra, jumped over a fence and into a donkey enclosure. (and raped everybody) O2,02

 

   A zoo in Northern Mexico has welcomed its latest arrival this week – a rare cross between a zebra and a donkey. Things are getting really 'rare', don't they?

 

8 years 9 weeks ago in  Lifestyle - Other cities

 
Answers (5)
Comments (7)
0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

Congratulations. You're today's winner.

Report Abuse
8 years 9 weeks ago
 
0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

I'm disappointed, expected.this to be about zombie monkeys for some reason.

icnif77:

last time we had 'geep' in Ireland! I don't understand, why are they keep saying 'rare occurrences'. New 'human' next?

8 years 9 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
8 years 9 weeks ago
 
Posts: 4449

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

I saw that, that was by far the coolest X-man Zonkey that I have ever seen.

ironman510:

Could this be the true story of the ugly duckling. haha

8 years 9 weeks ago
Report Abuse

icnif77:

The funniest is 'zebra 'pop' went into donkey's house, and raped everything what couldn't run to the sky'

8 years 9 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
8 years 9 weeks ago
 
Posts: 696

Governor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

I am afraid next would go for 'Donan' somewhere in the vicinity of Chicago or Swiss...  Their heart favorite 'Dog + Wumoan' = Donan....

icnif77:

'C. Darwin didn't finish his 'tree'!'

8 years 9 weeks ago
Report Abuse

thefidu881:

Icnif77:  Did you find P out of his DEN yesterday with a sharp blade against 'Googun'?

8 years 9 weeks ago
Report Abuse

icnif77:

'No ming bai' surprise

8 years 9 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
8 years 9 weeks ago
 
Posts: 2535

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

LoL... 

 

I think I would be more confused than offended. 

 

Once, a Chinese person called me a "White Monkey", so I called him a "Yellow Monkey". He got angry and said "being a Yellow Monkey is better than a White Monkey!"

 

To which I replied, "Then why does the Yellow Monkey bleach its skin?! It takes the lotion and rubs it on its skin or it gets the hose again!"

icnif77:

'It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again!'

8 years 9 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
8 years 9 weeks ago
 
Know the answer ?
Please or register to post answer.

Report Abuse

Security Code: * Enter the text diplayed in the box below
Image CAPTCHA
Enter the characters shown in the image.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <img> <br> <p> <u>
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
  • Textual smileys will be replaced with graphical ones.

More information about formatting options

Forward Question