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Q: Here are some funny words I have ever heard.How do you think?
Chinese:
1.Jewish are the cleverest people in the world.
2.French men are romantic.
3.Foreign men are hairy,they are not very well evolved.
4:Foreigners are lazy.
Foreigner:I do not spit in my own country.I spit here because Chinese people spit in their own country.
Vicky I think you know these sort of comments are racist and are usually uttered by people with very low education and or a low opinion of their own self worth, hence they resort to the old Chinese trick of making someone else look worse in order to make themselves feel better. How would they feel hearing the following comments,
Chinese are ignorant.
Chinese are lazy because they just play on their phones at work all day.
Chinese are thieves and scam artists.
Chinese women don't want love they only want a bank account and a green card.
Chinese don't love their country because they shit and piss on it every day.
Chinese people can't ride a bike properly let alone drive a car.
Chinese people have an inferiority complex.
Some or all of these may be true sometimes, but it is not true for all Chinese people. The trouble with Chinese in this respect is that an awful lot of them are gullible and believe the first thing they hear. You should take the opportunity as someone who knows foreign people to correct other Chinese when you hear this rubbish. Gradually we can break down the misconceptions and come to realise we are all just people.
Victoria1987:
I heard many wrong things my chinese collegues say about foreigners,and some are not good.Everytime I tried to irrate them but get them pissed off and call me a worse person who worship foreign things and fawn on foreign powers.I will post the details in my another post,plese read and give me advice.I now got hated by my chinese collegues.
I don't find it funny. If you were rich, I'd call you eccentric, but if you are poor I'd say you are weird. All you are doing is stirring up a hornets' nest. Dr Monkey's French and I am quite sure he's a romantic, judging from his posts. You say he's hairy (that's a given) and not very well evolved (endowed you mean?). Hahaha...I bet he thinks differently. The worse thing to do is call a man that. If foreigners were lazy, locals here are lazier. Anyway, let's see how everyone replies to you.
Victoria1987:
Oh,Jesus.Have you got any brain?Did I say those words?Just some funny stupid words I heard from some Chinese people.Read before you reply with your anger.
I am just wanting to say some Chinese are stupid to think that all french are romantic,well,DrMonkey is just one person in France,but not all of them are so called romantic,you know what I am saying.
By the way,if your name is Louis,that sounds very sexy.
icnif77:
Chinese are evolved, because they are hair (fur) less, and you all hairy laowai go back on the tree.
How's my 'Darwin's' interpretation
?
Chinese rarely use word 'endowed', when talking to Non-Asians. 'Zhi bu dao' why. I guess I know, why!
Victoria1987:
Not "Zhi bu dao",it is "Bu zhi dao"不知道 ,"Bu "in this sentence means "Don't",Zhi dao(Verb) means" Know"
DrMonkey:
When people here say "Ho, he is French, he should be very romantic ?", she rolls her eyes as much it's possible and say "NO. No, he is not". Go figure. I guess I'm romantic under the adequate definition of "romantic".
icnif77:
@Spider: you should use indefinite article 'an' in front of the words, which start with vowel sound. 'Mingy-bingy'?
Victoria1987:
Romance comes from the bottom of the heart.Could be in varieties of way.
Lets go easy on her guys, She just got dumped by her 50th foreigner drug addict boyfriend. This one stung, Shes not a fan of us right now.
We understand Vicky.
Victoria1987:
Use your brain to read my post before answer with your endlessly funny words.
Did Victoria say these words by herself?Bunch of idoits.
mike695ca:
Be careful vicky, If you be too negative there is no chance that I will be the 51st to dump you. We wouldnt want that to happen.
Victoria1987:
Oh ,Jesus,another no brainer.I posted with a title that"Here are some funny words I have ever heard",you and the other guy throught that I said those words to insult you foreigners.
Plus,Mike695ca,I do not think you will have any chance to date me.
xunliang:
Oh no Mike. You've lost your chance to get with crazy Vicky.
mike695ca:
Your right Vicky, I have zero chance to date you.
But could I tell you Ill take care of you, have sex with you, make you buy me dinner and then leave you? In a second. But everyone does that so I guess I shouldnt feel proud.
Victoria1987:
Ahahaha,Mike.You are being ironic and insult me here.It is truly a stupid idear to make you look like an assole.I would say lots of ppl will tell Mike695ca is so mean and less educated.
Victoria1987:
And here we go,so does Xunliang,I have noticed that you insulted me in almost every post of mine.You are just a dick head like mike695ca.
Every single Vicky post I'll think about that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJRvPmONjVY
Scandinavian:
Gun racks. Actually I think they'd sell well in China, Housewives could use them for storing brooms and stuff.
"Ho, in Italy people don't speak English ?"
"Hu, no, they speak Italian"
"Wow, they have their own language ?"
I hear and see a lot stupid things by many people around the world. But the dumbest usually come from Chinese:
1) I have to wash your socks with my face! (meant to say hands, hilarious)
2) Posts on my Weixin from Chinese "friends" - Zhong guo nu ren - Qing bu yao shang lao wai de chuang (Chinese women, please don't sleep with foreigners - a popular link going around with LIES about foreigners) - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Nice to my see Chinese basically post insults behind my back... like I wouldn't see the link/post on Wei xin and be too dumb to read it...
3) Why are black people so black? Don't they wash their skin?
4) I went to travel to Egypt didn't go outside long because I don't want to turn in to a black person (saying it RIGHT IN FRONT of an African person).
5) The funniest I find is when foreigners are around Chinese they ALWAYS start talking about foreign related things... either to make remarks about the foreigner OR to try and impress their friends with their "worldy" knowledge. For example:
"That guy is probably German because he has a big nose and looks serious. I know all about Germany... they all very serious and drink lots of beer. Maybe he is French, I hate French... French are rude but very romantic... they don't like Chinese because a French person stole the torch from a Chinese person. Japanese are all devils!. Many foreigners are dirty and uncivilized.... don't worry... he can't understand us."
Victoria1987:
Yeah...I heard a lot of that shits,my Chinese collegues talked about foreigners blah blah blah,acted like they know foreigners everything when they even have no foreign friends.I have some foreign friends and my the boys I dated are westerners.But they usually throught they know foreigners better than I do.Plus they many of them think foreigners are the same,but they do not even know even in Europe,cultures are diffrent.
Some girl I met at an English corner:
Me: I don't like Chris Brown because he beat his girlfriend
Her: He beat her because he is black?
icnif77:
Does Michael Jackson sing about fight in the song ''Beat it!', just beat it, la-la-la-la......?'
Vicky I think you know these sort of comments are racist and are usually uttered by people with very low education and or a low opinion of their own self worth, hence they resort to the old Chinese trick of making someone else look worse in order to make themselves feel better. How would they feel hearing the following comments,
Chinese are ignorant.
Chinese are lazy because they just play on their phones at work all day.
Chinese are thieves and scam artists.
Chinese women don't want love they only want a bank account and a green card.
Chinese don't love their country because they shit and piss on it every day.
Chinese people can't ride a bike properly let alone drive a car.
Chinese people have an inferiority complex.
Some or all of these may be true sometimes, but it is not true for all Chinese people. The trouble with Chinese in this respect is that an awful lot of them are gullible and believe the first thing they hear. You should take the opportunity as someone who knows foreign people to correct other Chinese when you hear this rubbish. Gradually we can break down the misconceptions and come to realise we are all just people.
Victoria1987:
I heard many wrong things my chinese collegues say about foreigners,and some are not good.Everytime I tried to irrate them but get them pissed off and call me a worse person who worship foreign things and fawn on foreign powers.I will post the details in my another post,plese read and give me advice.I now got hated by my chinese collegues.
