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Lard

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Q: How can I get a black wife?

I am a handsome white man and I am into black women. Black is the color to be. I had always dreamt of having a black wife. Now I have been in Guangdong for 3 years. I saw all those black girls here too. Wow they are so sexy. I just want to grab one and propose to her. But I am a shy man. I don't know what to do.

7 weeks 6 days ago in Family & Kids - China

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sorrel

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i doubt you are who you say you are.

no Caucasian guy I know would ever feel the need to say 'I am a white guy.....'

And your turn of phrase point to a specific global region.

there are so many more linguistic indicators that are giving away a lot about your country of origin.

I won't bore you with listing them

nice try though !!

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icnif77

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Black is the color to be ...?

There's an extensive thread here about "black ...".

You can accumulate some more academic knowledge about "black ..."

https://answers.echinacities.com/question/it-true-black-hole-isnt-hole-a...

In 2012, I worked with she-student from Ghana in kindergarten in Dalian. I had to take over her classes 'cause kids were crying when she showed up in the classroom. Chinese babies are very sensitive ..

Here is a clue to your Q .. if you know ...

Why all black people's palms and soles are whitish?

Lard:

Chinese are so unfriendly toward blacks. It makes me mad. If you have her contact could you introduce her to me? If she and I get married I will be so thankful for you.

7 weeks 5 days ago

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icnif77:

There's an online hook-up website ... I think, the name is Chinese-Black-dating or sumtin' similar. Lem'me look ...

https://www.chinalovecupid.com

https://www.trulychinese.com

https://www.romancescams.org/dating-apps/best-chinese-dating-sites/

Have a look, if there are any black women advertise their need for love in China.

I don't have a contact with student from Ghana. She was young, skinny, over 170cm tall with Marley's short hair-do ...

Can't you use an Internet like I ... can?

African dating websites:

https://www.afrointroductions.com

https://africanflirt.com

https://www.trulyafrican.com

I think, it's time for me to quit pimping ... around.

Why, do you think, all black people's palms and soles are whitish?

You shouldn't look at C. Darwin for an answer ..., IMO!

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Lard:

Thank you. I am going to get busy. Tell me about the white palm thing, I don't understand.

7 weeks 4 days ago

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icnif77:

There is nothing to understand. Colored people have 'color' everywhere except at palms and soles.

Q is ...:

"Why they lack the same amount of color on palms and soles as they have it everywhere all around their bodies?", i.e. black arm with white palm ...

I cannot tell you the real reason unless you try and guess by yourself first ...

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Sandnose

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You need to bend the knee. And not be such a simp, of course.

icnif77:

I always have to expand my English vocabulary, when I read your comments ...

simp | Dictionary.com

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/simp/

The slang 'simp' appeared to come out of nowhere in 2019-20. It's popularly claimed that the internet slang 'simp' is an acronym for "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."

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Sandnose:

We all do our bit

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icnif77:

At first, I thought simp is shortening of simple-ton, but it didn't fit, so I had to look for ...

Anyway, OP won't understand your academic ..

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Sandnose:

You can't please everyone all the time.

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Lard:

I can't do that. I am a gentleman. I must respect the ladies. Just bending the knee is so unromantic. I want to give her something better than that. Something perfect. Something that all women especially the black women could only dream of.

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Sandnose:

What do you think they dream of? An effete white ESL teacher with a fetish for black girls and a death wish?

Maybe you should have gone to Africa to indulge in your fetish.

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diverdude1

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Hang out w/ Biden,,, he seems to know what it takes to be Black ~

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sorrel

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i doubt you are who you say you are.

no Caucasian guy I know would ever feel the need to say 'I am a white guy.....'

And your turn of phrase point to a specific global region.

there are so many more linguistic indicators that are giving away a lot about your country of origin.

I won't bore you with listing them

nice try though !!

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7 weeks 4 days ago

Yauster

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Because it is like cracking the Kinder surprise chocolate in half

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6 weeks 1 day ago

limyaumee

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My sincere advise, before you get a black woman, please make sure you can handle them on the bed.

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