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Q: How can I get a black wife?

I am a handsome white man and I am into black women. Black is the color to be. I had always dreamt of having a black wife. Now I have been in Guangdong for 3 years. I saw all those black girls here too. Wow they are so sexy. I just want to grab one and propose to her. But I am a shy man. I don't know what to do.

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i doubt you are who you say you are.

no Caucasian guy I know would ever feel the need to say 'I am a white guy.....'

And your turn of phrase point to a specific global region.

there are so many more linguistic indicators that are giving away a lot about your country of origin.

 

I won't bore you with listing them

 

nice try though !!

 

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Black is the color to be ...?

 

There's an extensive thread here about "black ...".

 

You can accumulate some more academic knowledge about "black ..."

 

https://answers.echinacities.com/question/it-true-black-hole-isnt-hole-a...

 

In 2012, I worked with she-student from Ghana in kindergarten in Dalian. I had to take over her classes 'cause kids were crying when she showed up in the classroom. Chinese babies are very sensitive ..

 

Here is a clue to your Q .. if you know ...

 

Why all black people's palms and soles are whitish?

Lard:

Chinese are so unfriendly toward blacks. It makes me mad. If you have her contact could you introduce her to me? If she and I get married I will be so thankful for you.

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There's an online hook-up website ... I think, the name is Chinese-Black-dating or sumtin' similar. Lem'me look ...

 

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https://www.chinalovecupid.com

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https://www.trulychinese.com

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https://www.romancescams.org/dating-apps/best-chinese-dating-sites/

 

Have a look, if there are any black women advertise their need for love in China.

 

I don't have a contact with student from Ghana. She was young, skinny, over 170cm tall with Marley's short hair-do ...

 Can't you use an Internet like I ... can? 

 

African dating websites:

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https://www.afrointroductions.com

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https://africanflirt.com

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https://www.trulyafrican.com

 

I think, it's time for me to quit pimping ... around. 

 

Why, do you think, all black people's palms and soles are whitish?

You shouldn't look at C. Darwin for an answer ..., IMO!  

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Lard:

Thank you. I am going to get busy. Tell me about the white palm thing, I don't understand.

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icnif77:

There is nothing to understand. Colored people have 'color' everywhere except at palms and soles.

 

Q is ...:

"Why they lack the same amount of color on palms and soles as they have it everywhere all around their bodies?", i.e. black arm with white palm ...

 

I cannot tell you the real reason unless you try and guess by yourself first ...

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You need to bend the knee. And not be such a simp, of course.

icnif77:

I always have to expand my English vocabulary, when I read your comments ... 

 

simp | Dictionary.com

 

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/simp/

 

The slang 'simp' appeared to come out of nowhere in 2019-20. It's popularly claimed that the internet slang 'simp' is an acronym for "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."

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Sandnose:

We all do our bit

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icnif77:

At first, I thought simp is shortening of simple-ton, but it didn't fit, so I had to look for ...

 

Anyway, OP won't understand your academic ..  

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Sandnose:

You can't please everyone all the time.

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Lard:

I can't do that. I am a gentleman. I must respect the ladies. Just bending the knee is so unromantic. I want to give her something better than that. Something perfect. Something that all women especially the black women could only dream of.

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Sandnose:

What do you think they dream of? An effete white ESL teacher with a fetish for black girls and a death wish?

Maybe you should have gone to Africa to indulge in your fetish.

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Hang out w/ Biden,,, he seems to know what it takes to be Black ~

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Biden is my hero. I feel ever so closer with my black fiancee. 

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 ... wait till I find a weblink ...

 

Trump Ballots Defaulted And Switched To Biden On Dominion System: Maricopa GOP Chairwoman

"She was later threatened..."

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i doubt you are who you say you are.

no Caucasian guy I know would ever feel the need to say 'I am a white guy.....'

And your turn of phrase point to a specific global region.

there are so many more linguistic indicators that are giving away a lot about your country of origin.

 

I won't bore you with listing them

 

nice try though !!

 

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Because it is like cracking the Kinder surprise chocolate in half

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My sincere advise, before you get a black woman, please make sure you can handle them on the bed.

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There was an ancient artifact discovery ... recently. WAIT!

 

First 2,000-Year-Old Roman Wooden Phallus 'Used For Pleasure' Found teaser image

"I have to confess, part of me thinks it's kind of self-evident that it is a penis." 

WED FEB 22, AT 4:20 AM  

 

 

enlightened ... one could use ... an ancient  broken heart... helping device ... 

 

icnif77:

From Yahoo-gle on the same ... with better object's pic:

 

https://news.yahoo.com/ancient-artifact-might-actually-only-113206212.html?guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAN0R6PHUMDWUpT4Fd4P_9RZRBfrcvWwMM7yHSK-iZov5xvQ5Ed6bALzWsdz7HvdzJjsbhuQRXDXGmwnW_IV7uxNl17yLYGOgIjsAbLllQtMe6yXuXJ1DJfMZU-qJI3HP59ma66GXN5lBA0LYRDMACQQ2KemU7iH4hlD_uR_jqAtj&_guc_consent_skip=1677087355

 

The phallus was found along with dozens of shoes and dress accessories which may partly explain why it was initially thought to be used as a darning tool. But academics from Newcastle University and University College Dublin who reappraised the object believe three other explanations are more likely.

 broken heart

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A:It happened to me, once ... in 2014 or 15 ...Plane from RP city (Tianjin) had more than 10h delay and I came to the HK's exit Luohu some 7 hours after the RP expiration day.In real, I came to the exit crossing on time or only an hour late, but Luohu is closed overnight (10pm - 6am), which I didn't know.There were two unexpected things happened at that exit: flight's delay with closed Luohu overnight on the topI had a decent and real excuse for the cops next morning, but still I was put in a side office for some 3h and then cops had a short lecture with '.. and make sure, it will never happened again! ..', and I was let go without anything on my record. At least, at the new Z visa application and following reentry to China nobody ever mentioned anything about the delayed exit. However, I had a bad, uneased feeling at the following Z visa application ...It is much, much wiser and safer to exit at least a day ahead of the RP expiration date. -- icnif77