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Q: HOW CAN I GET A CHINESE WIFE?

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4 years 38 weeks ago in  Relationships - Qingdao

 
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First, ask if a woman is married, if yes then you have found a Chinese wife. What did you want to find one for? This shouldn't be difficult, married women are every where. Why did you have to ask such a childish troll question?

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same way you get any wife.... be charming, flirt.

be lovable

admit to liking mini tits

admit is  ok that she doesn't like to shave

admit that you are desperate and horny and  will do anything for anybody.

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have a lot of money

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3 years 42 weeks ago
 
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...You need a marriage sack!!!...

 

(Nods slowly while stroking beard)

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You can have mine, just take over the payments!!!

surprise

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Good communication be honest to make friends, to be accepted by her parents.

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Lol

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Why on earth would you want one???

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Gilbert, the women of China told me to tell you that the dowry they demand is more than you're willing to pay. And no discounts, no pay in instalments, and you can give your promising future to the birds and the bees.

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Why do you have to ask? hell; why are you asking us? Do you really think we will give you a good answerdevil

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