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Q: How should China take revenge?

A very well-known American cartoon has been mocking China this week. How should China retaliate? I think they should make something like this: 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO-aVyKMCsY

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Poor China is the Victim again lol.
If the shoe was on the other foot they would claim Hero status

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You MUST describe (in detail!) what is on the vid., you posted.

 

Netizens and neti-laowai-zens in China cannot access u-Tube without special admin. permission.

 

Special I or one-who-can-watch u-Tube ... my-lips-are-sealed!

 

I have loads of raincoats ... already! Two pints extra! 

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I have better ..  and accessible one:

 

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/humor-nba-now-requiring-all-players-...

 

Humor? NBA Now Requiring All Players To Stand For Chinese National AnthemProfile picture for user Tyler Durdenby Tyler DurdenThu, 10/10/2019 - 15:101SHARESTwitterFacebookRedditEmailPrint 

Fact or Fiction?

In an effort to salvage its relationship with China, the NBA is now requiring all players to stand for the Chinese national anthem at the beginning of every game.

The official song of the People's Republic of China, "March of the Volunteers," will be played at the start of all professional basketball games, whether at home or abroad. All players, fans, coaches, and employees will be required to stand and solemnly sing lyrics including the following:

  

Millions of but one heart we run towards the Communist tomorrow!

Build our homeland, guard our homeland, and fight gallantly.

March on! March on! March on!

We, for tens of thousands of generations to come,

Hold high the Flag of Mao Zedong, march on!

"We hope this gesture of goodwill will show China that we love them and there is no need for our multi-billion-dollar deal to fall through," said NBA Commissioner Adam Silver. "March on, Mao!"

Silver then performed a soft jazz rendition of the tune and bowed low to the ground to show President Xi Jinping that he is very sorry.

Anyone who doesn't comply will be shot, a beloved Chinese custom that should further smooth things over with the authoritarian regime.

Source: The Babylon Bee

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Russo pointed to the Chinese government’s shootings of unarmed students during the 1989 Tiananmen Square demonstrations as an example of the Chinese government’s repressive behavior.

Russo also raised the issue of the Chinese government’s continued persecution of the various religious groups, such as the Falun Gong (also known as Falun Dafa), Uyghur Muslims, House Christians, and Tibetan Buddhists.

The Chinese government has been accused by members of Falun Gong of organ harvesting and DAFOH has sought to raise awareness of this issue.

The Chinese government has been accused by members of Falun Gong of organ harvesting and DAFOH has sought to raise awareness of this issue.

The Greater Philadelphia Falun Dafa Association and the Tibetan Association of Philadelphia similarly raised complaints with the mayor’s office, in advance of the planned flying of the Chinese flag.

In response to the criticism, the Philadelphia Mayor’s office acknowledged the concerns raised by various opposing groups, but said the flag-raising events “are not a sign of support for any specific government, political party, or movement,” but are instead meant for “people with shared heritage to celebrate their backgrounds and experiences.”

https://americanmilitarynews.com/2019/10/communist-chinas-flag-raised-above-boston-city-hall-plaza-philly-supported-by-elected-officials/

Millions of Falun Gong have been put in prison then labor camps building cheap Chinese products for starvation wages, and have been murdered alive thru Organ Harvesting, Hundreds of Hospitals in China were built for Organ Harvesting, eyes, liver and Beating Hearts removed without Anesthesia !

 "... they to make me go to rehab

but, I said: no no no ..." 

 

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Poor China is the Victim again lol.
If the shoe was on the other foot they would claim Hero status

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