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Q: How you know you visit this site too much...

So yesterday, I was struck down with a terrible stomach flu and high fever.  My temp was extremely high, I was throwing up every 30 minutes, and, get ready for a horrible mental picture, I've been sh!tting water every hour.  So last night, I took fever medicine, but my fever was so high I started to have some fever induced hallucinations.  In my half sleep/ fever induced high, I was talking with Scandinavian, Martian, Hulk, PhilBravery, and Ironman510... Now, your faces were all your avatars, and you would type me advice..  And I was so gone, that I was following the advice...  Some of which was good, others, not so much. Scandanavian told me to keep changing my wet clothes because of sweating. Hulk kept telling that the Chinese man in my living room, who was nonexistent, was causing my fever and I should get rid of him my any means possible... Martian, he was just being an asshole to me.. Phil kept talking about how China purposely infects foreigners, and Ironman, was arguing with somebody I couldn't see...  So, now that my fever has lowered and I am thinking more clearly, I've come to two conclusions.  One, I'm pretty sure if everybody here met each other it would turn either real ugly real fast, or it would be very interesting... Two, I visit this site too much... 

 

Food for thought...

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Food for thought..... it's lunchtime

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you know you visit this site too much when you answer within 5 minutes of a post.

 

Scan., you beat me to it 

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MAN  you have a problem , at least when i hallucinate it is about Sorrel and spice  oopps did that get said out loud , oh well a face slap will bring me back to reality although a it could also be the start of another  law suit now where was i ,?  ohh yeah.  at the pool side being hand feed grapes by the girls

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haha, i did wonder why sorrel wasn't in my dream.  i read her posts and answers just as much as everyone else's.. and she seems to be one of the more logical ones here.

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See, if you had dreamed of me, I would have told you (with a heavy French accent) to drink some Coca-Cola, and limit your eating some very soft bread or bananas until your digestive system is able to output solids. Anyway, hope you'll feel better very soon.

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i've i heard a heavy french accent in my dream, i think i would freak out...  but on a serious note, why coca-cola?  does it work?  should i?

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The Coca-cola trick... it's rich in sugar, and acid, so it feeds you without digestion work required and cleanup your digestive track. At least it s the theory, it s a folk remedy for really knocked down digestive tracks. Don t take it too seriously, it s just what it is, a folk remedy.

 

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