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Q: Last day in China. Did I go overboard?

Revenge Hulk here. I went native.

 

- Took a dump on the streets in public (night time, I still have some class).

- Engaged in public urination

- Spit inside a dozen public areas.

- Shot snot rockets all over the place (I have a sinus infection, so I think this makes me a biological terrorist?)

- Peed on the floor instead of the toilet hole.

- Sat in McDonalds for almost 8 hours without paying so I could watch movies and use their power, while real customers were looking around for a seat.

- Threw garbage on the floor instead of the waste bins.

- After diagnosing every student with Advanced Delusional Sinophilia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage (ADSINR), I did a midnight run and took all my soft-earned, illegal, unqualified, unskilled and unethically-earned RMB and converted it all to cash/transferred the rest out via bank.

 

BYE, CHINA!!!!!!! Thanks for the money, pain, laughs, drama, wife and kid.

 

Love you all here at eChinaCities. Thanks for everything. Hulk out.

6 years 20 weeks ago in  Transport & Travel - China

 
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You're going home for good? 

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Wow!

You were busy!

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That's a shame. I will miss you...  ... Shift+R improves the quality of this image. Shift+A improves the quality of all images on this page.

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Gee, I just get company and stay up all night and drink beer too, on my last nights in China. I do most of your list daily.

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Wow, you've listed almost everything on your list...well good for you. I hope you take your rmb and use it somewhere that will help you in your life. 

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There are cookies, bookies and too many rookies for me to sit here trying to be a hooky! Looky Looky don't call me a wooky. Touchy Touchy Feely Feely Spicy Spicy Nicey Nicey & that's what the doctor Ordered!!

 
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Hulk, before you go, you should scratch your name on something culturally significant.

 

On your way home, remember to:

 

Defecate on the plane aisle.
Punch a flight attendant.
Buy a Louis Vuitton handbag.

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Enjoy your civilian life, Hulk.  Take care of the new family.

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All the best dude!

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Remember taking a dump in public is also allowed in the US if you just tell them that you are from China !!!

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My new hero.

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When you get off the plane make sure you run over EVERYONE including the OLD ladies holding babies by pushing them aside so you can be first off the plane...China style.....GOOD LUCK !

 

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When you get off the plane make sure you run over EVERYONE including the OLD ladies holding babies by pushing them aside so you can be first off the plane...China style.....GOOD LUCK !

 

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When you get off the plane make sure you run over EVERYONE including the OLD ladies holding babies by pushing them aside so you can be first off the plane...China style.....GOOD LUCK !

 

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Yes another super hero leaves "THE PLANET OF THE CHINESE" .. !  Perhaps never to return, but.... There will always be another SUPERHERO waiting, to incarnate into the fabric of BEING, he,he,he,!!

 

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ALSO WHEN YOU GET BACK TO THE WEST.. mr hulk boy...  AND YOU SEE ANY OF THOSE "LITTLE RAT FINKS' Try not to think of that word "CHINA" PLEASE, I BEG YOU...  DONT ENTERTAIN NEGATIVE THOUGHTS!

 

Just ONCE IN your life dont complain, and think of that freedom that China does give one, and the POSITIVE ASPECTS!

 

So when your back in Dodge, try not to think of that "Fear and Loathing" the defensive A holes every where , the benefit system.... LIVING ON THE EDGE...

 

The Smug Pricks in their million dollar houses, and over expensive life styles, looking down on one... and all that "Fat Patrol" on there way to feast on Hamburgers, and american style fried to hell chicken wings, and drum sticks..

 

 Oh and the western style users and abusers, yes be very carefull with "them" also..

  Just make sure u have plenty of peanut butter to tide you through.. Sooooo

   just...

 

....Just relax, keep calm, and peaceful... Pilgrime!

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I should reply to your post earlier,buddy. i was preparing for my tests in the past few months and didn't login in this site.Hope you will be happy and have a bright future back home.

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