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Q: Mr Bean go's to China

I had just arrived at the Sydney International airport from the domestic airport and was waiting at my gate to board the plane to China  (Guang Zhou) when I decided to buy a bottle of water. however I didn't have any cash on me.

Looking around I spot a ATM so I went over and put my card in.

then the screen went blank.

I recall putting my hands on my hips and letting out a aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhw just like you know who.

then to my horror the bloody machine would not give back my card.

What would Mr Bean do?

My eyes started to dart around looking for something to assist in the recovery of my card.

I spy a straw on the ground and I begin to hatch my plan.

as I pick up the straw I notice a very large security guard coming towards me.

Just as he gets to me the machine starts beeping loudly as if it was in  distress.

however the machine decides to spit out my card I give a triumph grin and wave my card in his face  and I beat a hasty retreat to my boarding gate.

and I hadn't got to China yet

Can you imagine Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean in China 

The movie would right itself

going through Customs they would let him through with the dogyest of photos just because we all look alike.

Crossing a busy road with his hands flapping by his side trying to cross

or his first encounter with a child in split pants

or maybe the look on his face at the prospect of using the dirtiest squat toilet in the world

we all have these times that we laugh about later

What was your Mr Bean moment?

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7 years 24 weeks ago in  General  - China

 
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It would have to be with food, when I first came, I ordered a chicken breast plate (didn't expect it to be ice cold) and it came with a cooked head. I laughed so hard almost feel out of my chair. and the weird stuff here to eat, bowls of chicken feet, whole baby chicks deep fried, I see skewers in stores of what look like maybe whole sparrows.skewers of bugs and things I don't know what the hell they are even now,, I think I saw sticks of scorpions once, not sure now,, maybe a Bad China Dream.

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That movie would DEFINITELY write itself, though most would probably think it too "over the top"...

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everybody spitting as he walks down the sidewalk and he has to dance around the horks and other things on the sidewalk.

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I think he'd make a great English TEACHER

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Mr. Bean goes to a massage parlour and all of the girls can't get him to stay still.

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trying to cross a road,,,standing between two buses as they pass him in the middle,, I did that once.. 

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Mr Bean goes the the massage parlor and all the girls can't get him to stay up.

Poor Mr Bean.

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coolI want my royalties for Mr bean go's to China !!!!

Over 2 year ago I suggested this an now  he is in Snickers add's.yes

Wonder if he was in China on a 30 day visa?

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Rowan Atkinson was in another UK comedy programme called "The Thin Blue Line". He was a police chief in charge of a group of hapless cops. I have visions of him in a Chinese version in which he plays an idiotic Cheng Guan roaming the streets in his oversized golf buggy. sad

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