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Q: OK no more jokes

From the comments I get some people don't enjoy a daily dose of humor so I'll stop posting them.

 

5 years 48 weeks ago in  General  - China

 
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Hahahahahaha

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I'm convinced, 'if you tell long joke, you 'kill' funny in the joke with long explanation'. I can't read too long replies!

 

Sometimes, I also cool down, if somebody tells me better/funnier joke than mine.

 

Jokes are always welcome, IMO!

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I didn't mind them, until the last one. 

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Chinese don't seem to appreciate western jokes very much. They are more into watching comedians on TV making fools of themself.

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In China I feel like Alice In Wonderland... NOTHING is ever what it first appears to be!

 
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Don't hold back if you have a really good one, but don't feel obliged to post one routinely every day. Due to big brother and all the scams, people on this site are already on the lookout for 'strange' behaviour. A sad side-effect of being in China. I recall a Dutch expression: "waar je mee omgaat, word je mee besmet." those you deal with every day, will infect you. Maybe we're being conditioned to seek out and silence abnormal behaviour, just like Chinese do? I don't like the implications...

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I'll tell you a bloody good joke... It's all about my job.  The school pay me money to do bugger all.

Woohoo....  Hahahaha...

 

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I personally don't mind jokes, just don't overdo it. I'll share one:

 

A woman goes to the doctor to have her head examined (let's just say her name's Victoria).

When the doctor looked at the LEFT side of her brain, he saw that there was nothing RIGHT. And when he looked at the RIGHT side of her brain, he saw that there was nothing LEFT.

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I copy this one from another tread:

 

A new Jewish joke was coined at that time:

Israeli President Peres asks the Russian President:

- Vladimir, are you of Jewish ancestry?

- Putin: What makes you think so, Shimon?

- Peres: You made the US pay five billion dollars to deliver Crimea to Russia. Even for a Jew, that is audacious! O2,o2

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How about people just use this thread to posts jokes, if they must, so that there aren't ten threads on the latest questions page with jokes on them. 

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 Muslim terrorists after the successful assassination gets straight to paradise. He looks around and sees everything as promised in Quran, but something still missing:
"Where are those beautiful maidens, which were not touched by the hand of a man?"
"You'll receive them back in the warehouse, but you have to inflate them yourself ..."

 

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https://www.thecollegefix.com/texas-is-about-to-make-sex-jokes-on-campus-a-criminal-offense/

 

hey babe it's not the size of the flag pole that matters it how often you get it up.

 

Sorry sir, you are suspended from this college and not allowed to graduate.

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