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Q: Out of the mouths of Babe's ?

There are plenty of funny things that our kids say

the other day there was a Murder of Crows making a racket ,

my 7 yrs old comes out with

"They sound like Chinese people "

What are some memorable comments  from your kids ?

4 years 45 weeks ago in  Family & Kids - China

 
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I fond it hilarious when I taught primary if I ever mentioned Japan some of the students (P1 to P3, 6 to 10-years-old) would let me know how much they hate Japan, how Japanese people are bad, all the while having icons of Japanese pop culture (Astro Boy, Captain Harlock and Ultraman for the boys, Hello Kitty for the girls, ...) all over their clothes, schoolbag and pencil case.

 

The poor kids were completely brainwashed, China is really a fucked up country.

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No shit! A group of crows is called a murder?? Thats awesome! Did you make this question just to use that? If so, thats great.

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Girlfriend's son (8 years old) "You stole Hong Kong!"

 

Me "We gave it back, better than we found it"

 

Him "Errrrr....thats ok then"

Score one for the nasty imperialistic scumbags!

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I fond it hilarious when I taught primary if I ever mentioned Japan some of the students (P1 to P3, 6 to 10-years-old) would let me know how much they hate Japan, how Japanese people are bad, all the while having icons of Japanese pop culture (Astro Boy, Captain Harlock and Ultraman for the boys, Hello Kitty for the girls, ...) all over their clothes, schoolbag and pencil case.

 

The poor kids were completely brainwashed, China is really a fucked up country.

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Its not just the kids, its the adults too.

I slept in this morning so missed the bus. As I was wheeling my ebike out to ride to work my wife said .... " Be careful of the electric bike, lightning is forecast for today".

That made me pause. I missed the elevator as I asked her to explain.

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