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Q: Sex in China on a 30 day Visa ?

That should do it ! Do what you ask?   Well I thought I would look at the most popular questions to see how I was traveling. Only to find the best I could do was about my mental age to physical ageno tucked between finding a good English job and somebody that wanted to know about foreign Women's dating tastes.on page 13!!!! Even Matty got one of it's posts on page 2 .( the sound of the deflating balloon is my ego)cool All the popular stuff is about Visas and sex (no surprise there )angel , so with a title like this one I should at least make page 4 in about a yearindecision.   Thank you for viewing and please come again  Maybe I should have saved this for April 1st

6 years 21 weeks ago in  Web & Technology - China

 
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You cannot have sex on an L visa. You need an X visa to have sex. Anything else is illegal.

 

You are an illegal, unqualified and unskilled fornicator. Come back when you have a TESEXOL and a four-year degree with 2 years of fornication experience.

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I actually laughed at this.

Well played.

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You cannot have sex on an L visa. You need an X visa to have sex. Anything else is illegal.

 

You are an illegal, unqualified and unskilled fornicator. Come back when you have a TESEXOL and a four-year degree with 2 years of fornication experience.

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If the CCP were offering visas for sex, they wouldn't be 90 day visas. They would all be "30 seconds" visas because the Brylcreem boys have no perception of a jump lasting any longer than that.

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30 days is only a tease, it will take more than that just to normalize. 180 day multiple entry minimum and detailed maps of cities and places of interest should come with the visa.

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Is that single, double, or multiple entry??

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I think they should be single entry only, so more Chinese recipients get to share in the experience.

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 My cunning plan is working  Maw hwaaw whaa  all the sex crazed visa hunting foreigners are logging on to this question   .....Page 4 here I come  and all it took was a little deception and word play , devil                                                     Maybe I should run for Prime minister                                                                                                        as of now there has been 164 views of this post .            Thank you all you deviates for making this dream come to

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Thought about this a lot .... in the last 2 minutes and I have come to a conclusion.

The 30 day visa would probably, on a percentage basis, be a better deal.... (i.e more entries, higher percentage satisfaction)

The more days on the visa.....90 or 180 or 365 ....  I suspect the percentage of satisfying days would decline and "happy endings" would become not such a frequent/common occurrence........  Just my guess.

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Not bad Phil. You could have tripled your views by instead asking "what's going on for having sexy in China on a 30 day visa? Who kowns the law? Help!"

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I gave her a pearl necklace .  She liked it so much she kept it on until it dried up .

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I heard of a stud muffin who had sex on a 30 minute  visa

 

 

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This post made my day that much better, good one.

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Phil, you left out any mention of personal habits in your question - probably the third most popular topic of discussion on this board

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or write a post about your problems trying to find a european looking guy in kfc.

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Just make sure to stay only in cheap hostels and burger king....

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Can anyone break the 100 mark on a 30 day visa?

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everybody dont forget to thumb up

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Thumbed up AND bumped to the top!

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goddammit she makes another silly post and already has 740!!!!!!!

 

 

somebody needs to get a 30 day visa and "keep her busy"

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Phil, i could give you some advice on your problem, but as you might call me 'pussy girl' i don't know if i should take the chance. If you are going to get a visa, make sure it is one that allows you maximum time achieve your goal. First ask yourself, how much sex do you want and which visa will help you achieve this. Hulk's suggestion of an 'X' visa sounds your best option, but you probably have to weigh up the cost of the visa. Also, take into account the quality vs. quantity of sex. I'd suggest that you take each visa type and the cost and draw up a Pro/Con list for each one. Good luck!

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@ sorrel.  you are kidding right?  this post is just a dream ,(oh be it a wet dream in some peoples minds ) to get a high number of views .  you are welcome and encouraged to help out with the shameless advertising champane that is going on to get this post to page 4 or better.I just didn't calculate the vain local look at me girl to leave me in her dust no

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Sorry Phil, my signature keeps disappearing, put in up 3 times. Sparkey can pooted and his stays?crying

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maybe you should insult everyone who answers your post

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Or maybe Phil, you can tell assorted people here to "go fuck a dog" as one well known "lady" of class and discernment on this very site once said to someone....

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So if I come on a 30-day visa with multiple entries, but find it too short, will I be able to get a complementary extension?

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