Sick Leave  
I urgently   needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take  leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off. 

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY'And give me a few days off. 

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office And asked 'What are you doing?'  I told him I was a light bulb. 

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. 
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' 
I jumped down and walked out of the office. 

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, 
The Boss asked her 
..And where do you think you're going?' 
 
 
 
 
 (You're gonna love this.....) 

 
 
 She said, 
'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!