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Q: There is a New Emporer on the Block he ye he ye !

Well it only took the best part of 4 years but the day has finely arrived .

I join the esteemed company of Happy Expat and Raff ,Crimo, Xpat John  and of course Ted as part of the overlords that share our wisdom and council to our subjects.smiley

Now that the formal Crap is over lets talk Decree's

Interviews for Concubines will start just as soon as we Neuter some new Eunuch's

Regarding Concubines , I ask that if you have Red hair that you consider dying it a different colour as the last Red headed Woman that  had a position of influence Screwed the whole of Australia no

I would Like to offer Silva the formal title of  Global Village Idiot instead of your current title of Shitforbrains !indecision

As a special Favor and sign of Compassion I would declare that All Advertising of Sex in China on a 30 Day Visa? 

By me ,will be suspended till the end of this month  however what my loyal friends do is out of my hands

 

Thank you for all your thumbs up  and a special thank you to Hulk who went Hulk and spent all night up voting everything I have written in the last 4 years    My dear friend you really need to find a hobbyangry

Now let your posts of good wishes posts  rain down upon meangel

SERIOUSLY  people....  do it nowyes

 

 

6 years 6 weeks ago in  Arts & Entertainment - China

 
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Wow i miss these guys...except silva/ matty

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Ok cool I'm coming....go celebrate...

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There are cookies, bookies and too many rookies for me to sit here trying to be a hooky! Looky Looky don't call me a wooky. Touchy Touchy Feely Feely Spicy Spicy Nicey Nicey & that's what the doctor Ordered!!

 
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does that mean you will get new clothes ?

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All hail Emperor Phil...

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Gratz dude.  All to BK to find a concubine?

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Wake up buddy!!Take some pills!!

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Welcome to FOE (Fraternal Order of Emperors)

 

The first rule of FOE Club is to drink more beer.

The second rule is still being worked on.

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Emperor Sun-Hai!

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Congratulations Phil, nice for you to reach that goal !  But as Emperor, or Common Folk, you get the same attention and rights.  So, please do not be disappointed and continue posting as always. 

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All hail, Emperor Phil. keeper of the sheep.
You can try my concubines, for warm up. Eunuchs aren't prepared, they can't find Sparkey. It will take one thousand cuts.

BTW, I've been to Forbidden City, It has room for a really giant big screen TV, needs a good barbecue, beer frigs and I never did find a washroom. I think what they tell you are prayer alters are actually where the Emperor went. But as long as someone else has to clean it up, who cares?

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As an emperor, you have a responsibility to help Australia in September

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Congrats. Well done. And Ganbei.

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All the men want to be you, and all the wimmin wanna be next to you!

Yea great, I'm happy for you. Do I get a flashlight? Keychain? Anything? 

Anyway, yea, great. Wow, amazing.

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Great to have you!wink

I will tell you later how much the FOE fee is and my, er, its' account number....

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Wow i miss these guys...except silva/ matty

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I read the thread with ... what is 'emporer'?

I searched around many Englo surprise dictionaries and I couldn't ...

 

Lem'me analize it:

 

e-m-p-o-r-e-r ... that must be something about skin pores ... 

 

e-m-p-e-r-o-r ... ----> see dictionary.

 

I always suggest Britannica, when I am dealing with Native English sneakers .. 

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