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Q: What will you do if facing jail time in China?

Before I go any further, just for the record i am not, but found an article worth sharing with friends and foes here, just in case anyone ever has that need.

 

Please go to:

 

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2012/08/china...

 

and have fun reading it, and learning more about living properly under socialism, where no class distinctions should exist in theory.  angel

8 years 8 weeks ago in  Visa & Legalities - China

 
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If I was corrupt enough to commit crimes because I thought I could get away with it, then I would be corrupt enough to hire someone to do my time for me while I vacationed in another country.

 

In the US, the mafia has been famous over the years for hiring people to admit to a crime so the original perpetrator could go free.  And heck, if the pay is good enough, it might be a good deal for someone who had no better means of income.

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Well that depends on just how cozy these jails in China are.

 

 

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The link has vanished (moved).  Did you piss someone off?

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  Yeh, couldn't see the article you mentioned, not sure if I was directed to the site you intended. Did come across the article i've pasted below though. Not so sure this guy would consider his artificial legs such an 'advantage' when he's pogo-sticking to the shops to pick up some milk.

 

Do Oscar Pistorius' Artificial Legs Give Him an Unfair Advantage?
 

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Body doubles    hahahaaha

just proves even Asians think they all look alikesurprise

(Arn Doa)

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Forget about facing jail time..especially in China!!!!!! I don't even want to think about it!!!

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i will get a tattoo that says ''been to jail in china'' on one arm and another tattoo that says ''what the hell was that?!!'' on the other arm

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Cry. A lot...cool

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Refuse to pick up the soap...

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Fascinating...I read it now...no surprise in the least...but Karma is a fickle bitch.

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pray to god lol

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I suppose jail would cure haemorrhoids!  Couldn't afford the body double though!

 

Does China and UK have an extradition treaty?

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a teacher here in my city hit a chinese citizen with a motor bike and they feared he would not pay the medical bill , so they detained him in jail and took his passport for 90000rmb in medical bills, his sponsor school eventually came up with some money to spring him.

according to the teacher cell was 15square meters 16 beds for 24 prisoners, no breakfast and your friends load money on a card for extra food at a small store at the jail. he lost 15 pounds in 2 weeks eating apples from the store.

this was holding cell until court, he had 2 english cell mates from nigeria who were waiting for their trial for body organs smuggling,  the 2 smugglers had been waiting 7 months so far for court.

anybody need an extra heart. lol

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a call to papa,

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wah g  wah call to papa so easy. han bhai its the only the way to get out from there. if you hit someone seriously then you can eat the hawa of jail..hehe ahahhahahhahahhahahaah..wajid khan where are you from? and which city. 

 

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Once they take me to jail I'll hope that the guards are gay and try to seduce them, steal the keys, and make my escape. Failing that, I'll make a lockpick out of hardened fecal matter and runaway to Hong Kong.

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Play Monopoly and hope to get the 'Get Out Of Jail Free Card.

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Deal.

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Try to leave before they catch you or go to the Viet Nam border and take a boat to Viet Nam pay the driver a little exta.

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Who do the courts have some system of positively identifying the accused, oh yes I forgot they do. It is in the paperwork, the 100rmb kind. If you have enough paperwork you must be the accused, and China wonders why very little changes and is viewed with disdain by some other countries. They have a long way to go before they can clean up their act.

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