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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: Whats the best way to offer a one night stand to a chinese girl?
Just curious in the west it is all done with night club culture and drunkenness also friends with benefits is common however Chinese generally seem quite shy about this. Yet I'm sure they are just like others and wouldn't mind a hard bang with somone just because they are attractive. However whats the best way to say ask a girl about this if she is your friend?
12 years 3 weeks ago in Relationships - Guangzhou
With your elegance and romantic way of forming sentences, you'll probably need to pay up...
Offer her an I-pad!
Thakkudu:
hope there was something called i-bed... when u say you have got an i-bed... girls will come running..
Um, use the virile manly man skills you were bragging about in the other thread?
Between this and your large vocabulary for black people, you're sure shaping up to be some kind of new poster. Between you, Juliu and continuing Mattaya issues, I predict another one of our now bi-mothly traditional blow-outs is a brewin.
Jíliú.hé:
where you trying to spell my name
what do you mean by black people, i do not think my friend from Burkina Faso would like that
kchur:
read his previous post, about black people. The special wonderful magic of gathering context before being a spaz will guide you.
Jíliú.hé:
just read all his crap still do not know what / Between this and your large vocabulary for black people/ means.
stevemerchee:
Why do you people have to be RACIST. I'm white you moron and secondly I'm quite sure you're a red neck i.e. white trash
kchur:
You're a white person calling folks "darkies" and you're saying I'm racist? I'm a mulatto, by the by, of mostly Brazilian background.
Oh I'm absolutely positive the direct approach would work for you, oh smooth one.
By walking away. I'm sure she will thank you afterward that you did.
GuilinRaf:
Actually, she will thank him if he walks away BEFORE chatting her up!
With your elegance and romantic way of forming sentences, you'll probably need to pay up...
Just walk up to her and say "Wo Xiang gen ni iqi f*ck". Use your fingers to show her what you mean. Chinese girls really appreciate the direct rout. Yup, that they do...
It is very simple. To break their shell and have them admit to their burning desire for you; all you have to do is :
Lean in really close to her and whisper very sweet and softly into her ear, "Smile if you want to f*ck"
Just read this question out loud to my wife.
Her response was, tell her "I love you!"
..........Wait a minute!!! Honey................can we talk?
My girlfriend says, "if you want to find a hooker, just pay money, but if you are a bad man, do not bother good girls".
nevermind:
I like what Dennis Miller said. "72 virgins sounds nice, but after a few of em, you want a pro"
Find an open girl and do your own thing.
Yes, Chinese girls are generally shy about it so why try and change those ones.
It would be ignorant to say girls who 'want it' don't exist. Open your eyes more, and learn to understand Chinese girls better.
This lifestyle does exist amongst boys and girls, the problems arise when the boy tries to get it on with a girl who has feelings for him, and thus resulting in the label that boys just want to have s*x.
If you have to ask this question then you don't stand a chance.
My friend says (Yao guo lai wo jia shui jiao ma) Do you want to sleep at my house? If the girl is interested, it will work regardless of how crap your Chinese is.
Your an idiot, I hope both the women you meet and yourself have STD preventions if you don't already have one
You're a virgin, aren't you? God the guys who come here are hopeless. To the guys here who aren't limpdicked dorks and actually got chicks back home, have you ever heard a guy say something like "Offer a one night stand"?
rajin:
I've had a girl offer me a one night stand before. But she later became my girlfriend.
nevermind:
She came up and said "Hello, sir, I'd like to offer you a one night stand. Do you accept?"
GuilinRaf:
I still prefer your "Hey Baby, have I got an offer for you!" comment better... How could ANY chick say no to that!
go for a date.. night... later invite here to your home... if she comes... rest is assured...
Just whip your unit out and slap her in the face with it. That's sure to get a response.
Seriously, the crude direct approach works more often than not, saving you time and beer-money.
tie a string to iPad and put iPad on sidewalk when pretty girl come, when she goes to pick up iPad pull string and iPad to you, when she gets to you, hold up iPad and say '' follow me home'', works good, do not pull string quickly as you tire girl out trying to chase iPad.