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Are you one?
by philbravery » Jul 28, 2012 13:34 pm  in General    Replies 1   Views 1181 



             Very interesting,  
             Scientifically proven.................. Six Truths in Life


             1.   You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time,


                   it's a physical impossibility.  


             2.  All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.


             3.  And discover #1 is a lie.  


             4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.    


             5.  You soon will forward this to another idiot.  


             6.  There is still a stupid smile on your face ...  


I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. 
 


 


and this is what happens when I drink

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Re: Are you one?

by Xpat.John » Jul 28, 2012 15:54 pm

*Raises hand*

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A: 1. Native speaker. 2. Bachelor's degree, minimum. Apostilled. The
A:1. Native speaker. 2. Bachelor's degree, minimum. Apostilled. They stopped recognizing online degrees several years ago. . 3. Either a teaching certification from your home country/iPGCE or a 120 hrs TEFL course. Apostilled 4. Criminal background check from your home country issued within the past 6 months. Apostilled.  This is rigid. The only legal loopholes for non-native speakers to legally teach are if they're already certified as a subject teacher in their home country, or if they obtained their degree in one of the designated native English speaking countries.  -- Spiderboenz