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God Loves Drunk People Too
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! "God loves drunk people too you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk
and this is what happens when I drink
Re: is this funny?
Nice.
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Yep. Gotta smile outta me!
"I Ink, therefore, I Am."
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I giggle-snorted.
Tall kitty, stern kitty, Kitty with a tie. If you post a silly post, he will make it die. - GR
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I guffaw'd
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That's not funny, I sat there for at least two hours. The bastard never actually came over to give me a push.
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>DaBen wrote:
Darlin, it's funny.
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Subject: Suicide or murder.- BRILLIANT
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want
to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before
you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best
kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".
The authorities think she may have been pushed ???
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>HappyExPat wrote:
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That was funny! There once was a man that named himself after a sandwich. He asks his friend what do you want to eat? His friend replies: Turkey CLub Melt! The guy says: Eat Me! They were lovers in the quarrel they laughed and played danced in the moonlight and enjoyed the full moon!
Leo