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Here's Johnny
by philbravery » Oct 06, 2012 07:52 am  in Entertainment    Replies 0   Views 947 

Teacher asks the kids in class:  "What do you want to be when you grow up?"  
  
Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".  
  
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . .  "And you,  Tanya?............................................
  
" I wanna be Little  Johnny's  bitch!"


 


 


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