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I want to be this guy

by philbravery » Aug 05, 2012 12:49 pm　　in Entertainment 　　Replies 1 　　Views 1316　

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Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'

and this is what happens when I drink

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Re: I want to be this guy

by Jnusb416 » Aug 06, 2012 10:27 am

Haha, wow. Not sure how your wife would feel about that if she found out.

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