Irish Medical Dictionary

The Irish have the lowest stress rate

because they do not take medical terminology seriously ....

Medical Term

Irish Definition

Artery

-

The study of paintings

Bacteria

-

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

-

What doctors do when patients die

Benign

-

What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section

-

A neighbourhood in Rome

Cat scan

-

Searching for Kitty

Cauterize

-

Made eye contact with her

Colic

-

A sheep dog

Coma

-

A punctuation mark

Dilate

-

To live long

Enema

-

Not a friend

Fester

-

Quicker than someone else

Fibula

-

A small lie

Impotent

-

Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain

-

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

-

A Doctor's cane

Morbid

-

A higher offer

Nitrates

-

Rates of Pay for Working at Night,

Normally more money than Days

Node

-

I knew it

Outpatient

-

A person who has fainted

Pelvis

-

Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative

-

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

-

Place to do upholstery

Rectum

-

Nearly killed him

Secretion

-

Hiding something

Seizure

-

Roman Emperor

Tablet

-

A small table

Terminal Illness

-

Getting sick at the airport

Tumour

-

One plus one more

Urine

-

Opposite of you're out