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- philbravery
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to
> pick up his check.
>
>
> He marched straight up to the counter and said,
>
> "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare
> checks. I'd really rather have a job."
>
> The social worker behind the counter said,
>
> "Your timing is excellent! We just got a job
> opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard
> for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive her around in his 2011
> Mercedes-Benz CL550 and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the
> long hours, your meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort
> the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say,
> but you will also have to, as part of your job assignment, satisfy her
> sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong
> sex drive."
>
> The guy, just plain wide-eyed by now said,
> "You're bullshittin' me!"
>
> The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You
> started it."
and this is what happens when I drink
Re: latest attempt at humor
Yeah on the flipside a woman walked into welfare and demanded to get food stamps which they couldn't do at the time. She had several children and needed them bad so she told them they were making a mistake. Hours later she comes inside that department and sprays all of them with a gun she was carrying.
She later told the police that they denied her food stamps. Come to find out it was all a misunderstanding as they told her to come back because something was missing from the file she applied to.
Miscommunication can be a bad thing!
Leo