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Mario the builder
by philbravery » Apr 20, 2012 05:50 am  in Entertainment    Replies 3   Views 1211 

MARIO  was sitting on the top of a hill with his friend looking down at the Town below 


when Mario says 


There is no respect in that Town no respect at all.


See those houses down there


I built most of them


Yet when I walk down the street do they say there go's Mario the builder of houses


The Church tower I build with my sweat and blood and love for God


No respect


But when I walk down the street do they say there go's Mario the builder


of Churches.


 


 


 


BUT YOU MAKE LOVE TO 1 GOAT!!!!!!


and this is what happens when I drink

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Re: Mario the builder

by mattaya » May 27, 2012 23:44 pm

You lost me there! Did you make that up all by yourself? It's a little bit confusing! Who is Mario supposed to be and what is this story all about? What does building churches have to do with anything? 

Leo

Re: Mario the builder

by philbravery » May 28, 2012 08:31 am

I will make it easy for you
replace Mario with Matty and goat with pig

and this is what happens when I drink

Re: Mario the builder

by Jnusb416 » May 29, 2012 16:37 pm

Hah, why am I not surprised by the last line.

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