For mArtiAn" daily laugh fix
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- philbravery
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> Lie Detector
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> A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.
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> He decides to test it out on his son at supper. "Where were you last night?"
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> "I was at the library............"The robot slaps the son.
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> "OK , I was at a friend's house," the son admits.
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> Doing what?" asked the father.
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> "Watching a movie: Toy Story."replied the son,
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> The robot slaps the son again.
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> "OK ,...it was porn!" cried the son.
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> Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!"
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> The robot then slaps the father.
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> The mother laughs hystericaly and says, "my god he certainly is your son!"
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> The robot then slaps the mother.
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and this is what happens when I drink
Re: For mArtiAn" daily laugh fix
Jolly good, what what, gave me a laugh, cheers. Here's one in return:
FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair .. . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for the job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' Again the agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with bloody blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'