SEX AFTER DEATH
> >
> > A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
> > the other if there is sex after death.
> > Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
> > After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to
> > his word, he made the first contact:
> > " Marion ..... Marion "
> > "Is that you, Bob?"
> > "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
> > "That's wonderful! What's it like?"
> > "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
> > it's off to the golf course.
> > I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
> > more times.
> > Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
> > around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
> > afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
> > Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep
> > and then the next day it starts all over again"
> >
> > "Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
> > "No -- I'm a rabbit at the Ngaruawahia Golf Course”.