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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer..
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..
3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory..
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers..
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.
and this is what happens when I drink
Re: Test your IQ
1) In portion sized baggies. (You don't want your giraffe steaks to smell like Grandma, who is also in portion sized baggies.)
2) If your refrigerator is big enough to store the Giraffe and Grandma, it should be able to hold an elephant in portion sized baggies as well. But you will want to double bag it because Grandma is probably getting a little ripe by now.
3) Lunch.
4) If you ever got to the advanced levels of frogger, then you know how to cross that river with ease. Or you could toss in your individual portions of Grandma to distract them since, as it turns out, is far less popular than your Giraffe & Elephant steaks.
Re: Test your IQ
You have too much free time. Get a hobby!
Leo
Re: Test your IQ
>mattaya wrote:
You have too much free time. Get a hobby!
You can talk
your the one who posts with multiple personalities or is that just your hobby?
and this is what happens when I drink