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Q: Ahh...does it get any better than this?
I ask you, how good is this...
Here I am, kicking back on my new, hard as a rock, 3000 kuai lounge...naked as a jay bird, covered in extra virgin olive oil (Spanish!), while sucking the guts out of some ice cold tinnies and listening to the Sydney V Essendon game (half time now and Sydney by plenty) and simultaneously watching the 4th round of the 2012 Evian Ladies Masters!
Heheheh...
Yep. Hell man, if you can do it, why not!
And soon enough Mrs Royce will come home from work and I can just hear her now...."Oh Royce, you're sprawled out naked on our new lounge and covered in oil again while getting drunk and listening to the football! You're so cute! After it's over how about we go out for dinner?"
And we will. I'll double her up the road to our local kaorou joint where I'll knock the top off a few more frothies and get stuck into some skewers.
When we're done we'll wobble home on the bike and jump into a hot shower before getting straight into the homework.
No class tomorrow till noon.
HAR! Life's Good!
Again, suckers, does it get any better than this!
Sydney V Essendon? You must mean soccer (stop, drop, and roooooooooll)
Royce, are your eyes blue?
If not, it might became blue after Mrs. home coming
royceH:
She's home. And as happy as Larry, as anticipated. So lovely.
The game's effectively over now so we're off to skewer in 5 min. Sydney lead by 49 and I tipped the Bombers. Happy to be wrong though.
Yes, blue eyes.
icnif77:
When I was a kid, we each have our own ball. At soccer, they all run after one ball. For staggering 90'. Why do they do that? Shouldn't they give each player his own ball?
Oh oh..... another baby is about to be made tonight . Caution will be thrown to the wind and the rubber sleeves will be going in the bin
Your MIL will be delighted 
.
Never let me sit on your furniture.
royceH:
Well you needn't be concerned about such.... All our stuff is covered with drapes and such because I'm an OCD type of chap and my bride knows and covers. Everything is washed all the time. By her...she's so great in this respect. A naked body covered in oil is dealt with swiftly. If she thinks the washing machine is insufficient she sends the stuff to the small shop to get it cleaned professionally.
She does this all the time. No worries here Ted. You're welcome.
"We are all connected to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically, and to someone else's mother sexually."
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
