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Q: For all the stupid Chinglish t-shirts you have seen....

Would you wear a t-shirt with Chinese characters saying something stupid just to make a point?

 

How about 奶酪是老发霉?

 

What would you come up with?

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I might but it wouldn't be worth the bother.  You'd have all the randoms comes up to you and try to explain why it's wrong and doesn't make sense.  Then when u explained it was a  kind of parody they just would give u blank stares because Happiness Life is the right translaton of 幸福生活 and that's a very nice wish for someone....

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"The cheese is old and rusty?"? 

Not sure I got it right.... maybe moldy?

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I don't know about Chinglish T-shirts although they do give me a giggle and I certainly wouldn't wear one, but I've seen many a funny Chinglish sign.

 

I think my favourite was a picture of a rip-off Starbucks, (don't know where it was) but it was a huge starbucks sign outside a coffee shop above the door and window. The logo colouring was all spot on. Only thing was the sign actually read

 

STARFUCKS

 

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我骚你扰, might be a good one.

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was walking behind some 40's old girl in Hangzhou last month. Sheer beauty! I liked her T-shirt, too!

 

When I came close enough, English words on the back of the orange T-shirt:

 

'Me & my ass'

 

I don't think, T -shirt girl is fluent in English.

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the most exaggerate English words cloth i ever seen was a girl wear a white color T-shirt with red words " prostitute here" no

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I want a collection of Chinglish shirts. And absolutely I'm gonna wear them. Especially when I get home. 

 

I would wear one in Chinese. Im not sure yet what It would say. Ill come back and add it in after I think about it. 

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The funniest I have seen was when my gf and I were shopping, A lovely young lady was wearing a shirt that read "LOOKING for My Mr. Big". I told my gf what this meant and asked if she wanted to introduce us.   I got slapped hehe

 

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  This isn't entirely on the subject but I did come across, not a dodgy Chinglish translation on a t-shirt, but a poorly chosen movie review caption on a pirate dvd. The movie was 'Alien v Predator' and the caption on the back read 'A fascinating portrayal of forbidden love between two boys on a farm in Texas'.

  Also very fond of the inadequate wordiness that is so common in Chinese translations. Things like a child's birthday card which reads, 'May the Effervescent Parchment of Melodious Aplomb, Alight upon the Day's Delighted Firmament'.

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I saw one the other day on a young lady that read "I am not easy, but we can talk about it". I do wonder what the reaction would have been if I had started that conversation.

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