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Q: Any good Covid19 jokes ?

"I used to cough to cover my farts, now I fart to cover my coughs"

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Did you hear, Prince Charles caught Covid19 after eating an old bat.

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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/coronavirus-prince-charles-out-of-selfisolation/news-story/933dd62436685f63be1d65ff0486b536

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that's marrying an old bat

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Lucky you 'cause farting isn't embarrassment in China especially if you drink glass of warm water in the same time ... 

 

Can't fart anywhere in EU even with the well aged Martell in my hands .. 

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https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/watch-live-white-house-task-force-holds-sunday-press-briefing-confirmed-cases-boom

Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing in Rose Garden

 

Click this link ... and scroll down to comments ... Read first 5 comments .. 

 

I might just c&p them .. Wait!

 

4Celts: "It looks like Trump combed his hair with a pork chop today."

 

LostinRMH: "But the spray tan is more evenly applied."

 

Sistersoldier: "Isn't the Rose Garden still outside? If so, where's the wind?"

 

BitchTradn: "They cancelled wind to make sure the toupet would stay on there."  

 

iSage: "It is a still day...ever heard of that? Not everything is a conspiracy."

 

Art Vandelay: "This is a farce filmed in a faux news basement."

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I'm excited that the phrase 'get the feck away from me' is no longer rude but a public service announcement.

icnif77:

I had to learn to say that in Chinese while I was in China. A bit different, but the same purpose:

"Am I invisible? ... today ..?"

 

Chinese were keep bumping into me ... as I was waiting with my trolley in register queue in Super. Next person who came behind me always bumped into me with his/hers trolley.

I hated that bumping matter in China and when I was in HK that rarely occurred, so that doesn't happened 'cause of the Chinese congestion ... in Chinese cities ...

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It has just been pointed out to me that Ecc has 2 sites...only people with a VPN can read my posts now....fucking sneaky Chinese again

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No, that ain't true! There is no difference at mine, Vnp or no. I can read every post, yours too.

The other thing here is, UserMod told me over PM, some deleted threads have been keep restored.

I replied, he should maybe quit ... and let the big boss manage that Viki snot ...

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It is true old friend... I've seen it with my own eyes.. ecc is playing its expats for fools

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Phil, as soon as I read your post, I tried to access website with Vnp and then without it. There is no difference.

As per my observation, this website marks user by IP address and cannot make part of the website open only to Vnp users.

Once, I have ... cat is on the keyboard, again ... Vnp on, eChinatities shouldn't know who am I, but I (my avatar pic) am/is posted at 'Online User' ... 'cause it doesn't matter to website Vnp or no. Website registers IP address ... of the user.

It is the same as I access the site through Onion/TOR. I am displayed as 'Online User' except website can't track me, i.e. website doesn't know where I am posting from, meaning is the site is able to read my IP address and my avatar is displayed in 'Online Users' window.

It is impossible to make part or the whole website accessible only to Pnv users. If that would be the case, display at website would be 'Unaccessible' when Vnp is turned off. That sometimes happened at Wikipedia when Nvp is turned-off.

What is messed up here since a week or so ago is "comments' aren't displayed in timely order", i.e. as they come in ... I commented first, but replies to my comment are displayed first ... and my comment is the last. Have a look at the time stamp at comments.

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I agree with Phil 100%. I have experimented myself and found VPN on and off provides different results and different points.

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Don't worry, Phil!

If I won't be able to see your posts, I'll contact your wifey ...  .. with Vnp turned off!

Add-it: Firewall might prevents part of the Internet traffic to China/website, so site displays less or more posts with Vnp or without. There is no difference in mine ...

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protonmail out of switzerland starting offering a vpn, works great for torrenting in the states and avoiding copywrite entanglements.

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China is in no way responsible for the pandemic.

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Did you hear, Prince Charles caught Covid19 after eating an old bat.

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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/coronavirus-prince-charles-out-of-selfisolation/news-story/933dd62436685f63be1d65ff0486b536

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that's marrying an old bat

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I don't think it's responsible to joke about something so serious. Just a few hours ago I read that Eminem is the latest celebrity to be afflicted with the virus. According to the report he called his doctor when he found his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Vomit on his sweater already, looks like mom's spaghetti.

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The real virus onset happens only when one must shave palms ... 

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at least he didn't loose himself

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  • APR 3, 2020 6:44 AM

China's 'Silicon Valley' Bans Consumption Of Cats, Dogs

"This ban also responds to the demand and spirit of human civilization,"

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    ‘So cute! What are their names?’ Indian couple calls newborn twins COVID and CORONA

    ‘So cute! What are their names?’ Indian couple calls newborn twins COVID and CORONA

    Coronavirus fever has taken a strange turn in India, with a couple naming their newborn twins Corona and Covid – reportedly to remind them about the hard times they are enduring amid the epidemic.
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    https://www.rt.com/newsline/484886-france-cancels-bac-exam/

    France cancels ‘bac’ exam for first time since Napoleon’s reign

     

    French high-school students will not sit the traditional ‘baccalaureat’ (bac) exam this summer due to the coronavirus, the education minister said on Friday. This is an unprecedented move that highlights the scale of the disruption caused by the pandemic.

    It is the first time since its inception in 1808 under Napoleon Bonaparte that the ‘bac’ exam will not take place in its traditional form. Even the sweeping student and labor protests of May 1968 did not prevent the exam from going ahead. 

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    EDIT : Nevermind, stupid website isn't allowing me to post funny covid pics..

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    Which one?

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    I have this image of a ventilator with a Mexico Corona beer logo in the background while GM workers drink and make them in a factory, might be a good meme. Then a toast to your health or what is left of it.

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    Icnif... ECC

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    It might not be e-Tities ... Some pic have software protection embedded against c&p.

    You could try to post it as comment. It might work and if it doesn't, you can post weblink ... of the pic.

     

    Like this one:

     

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1b/e3/af/1be3af461c1a8475d3cfbf6d0f989f76.gif

     

    Hey-yy, don't go crazy now ...

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    Ah, yeah could be. I don't remember exactly but it used pulp fiction characters..

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    Samuel L. Jackson responds to Kavanaugh-'Pulp Fiction ...

     

    "You're Bret ...? I thought so ... What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Does he look like a bitch?"

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    We all have Schrodinger;s Virus now.

     

    Because we can't get tested, we can't know if we have the virus now.

     

    we have to act like we have the virus so we don't spread it to others.

     

    we have to act like we have never had the virus, becasue if we didn't have it, we are not immune.

     

    therefore we both have and don't have the virus.

     

    Thus Schrodinger's Virus.

     

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    I am gonna get sick from all these protection, disinfection and prevention ... 

    I came back home from Spain at the end of January, so ... I stayed home for some 3-weeks. Self immolation, or is it isolation ...?

    I couldn't see any relatives and baby kids like to be with me.

    Now, it's 3rd month since I am back and ... disinfect this and disinfect that ... all postage, all groceries from Super.

    Suddenly, soap isn't good enough for my hands ... 

    It took them (my family) 25-years to make me wash my hands 77-times a day and now this ...

    I am thinking, the safest way (for me .. ) would be to hang upside down like a ... bat. 

     

    Can't stand MDs and all talk about sickness and protection.They talk like they plan to live one million years ...

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    I got one ... c&p

     

    consistentliving 1 hour ago

    A bank robber ran into the bank when his mask falls off mid-heist.

    He makes eye contact with a hostage looking directly at him and shoots him dead. 

    He puts his mask back on and turns to face the other two hostages, a man and a woman.

    "Did either of you see my face?!" He yells.

    The man answers, "I didn't, but I think my wife might have..." 

     

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    I like my women like I like COVID.

     

    19, breathtaking and easily spread

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    So who's idea was to sing "Happy Birthday" while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my daughter expects me to walk out with a cake!

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    Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen!

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    I knew somebody, who would always slide down the extended wall's corner, when out of the toilet paper ..., i.e. wall corner into the crack ... and slide ... 

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    I'd tell you a joke about Covid, but 99.5% of people won't get it.

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    ambivalentmace:

    Never in my life would I imagine that my hands would someday consume more alcohol than my mouth.

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     I like the one with the parrot ...  and superglue ...

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    What's the difference between being vegan and having Covid 19?

    With Covid the loss of taste is only temporary... 

     

    I thought I had Covid 19 so I decided to give it a go and I injected myself with bleach...

    Surprisingly I'm all white now. angel

     

    COVID 19 is like Pasta

    Chinese invented it, Italians spread it. 

     

    There's a whole website on Cofid jokes ... I'd say, that's must be very important virus ..

     

     

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    There is a human equivalent of the drug that has been subscribed for various aliments over 4 million doses a year, but don't let that get in the way of making fun of right wing deplorables. When we finally know the truth and lies about the disease in about a decade when it politically does not matter, a lot of egg on people's faces will be apparent. I love how they show pictures of anti vaxers dying who regret not taking the shot and they all happen to be obese. Fat shaming is not allowed anymore though.

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    "There is a human equivalent of the drug that has been subscribed for various aliments over 4 million doses a year, but don't let that get in the way of making fun of right wing deplorables."

     

    And yet these people think taking the horse equivalent, against all medical advice and manufacturers warnings is a good idea

     

    I'm not laughing at any one group, I just find the idea that people are doing this hilarious. I don't care if you're right wing, left wing, black, white, gay, straight, vegan, carnivore, Muslim, Christian or whatever.... if you think eating horse worm paste is a good idea, I find it hilarious, but don't let me stop you, chow down bro, I hear it's apple flavoured.

     

    If a gay vegan starts crying and calling me a homophobe because I get a kick out of him eating horse paste he needs to get over himself and understand it has nothing to do with me being anti gay or vegans - I couldn't care less about gays or vegans- it's me laughing at a dude eating horse paste. 

     

    I will admit though, if the gay vegans start actively promoting this practice among themselves and start playing the homophobe card when people laugh at them, I just might start forming an opinion about that group of people.

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     Prinz Andrews, I mean premier Andrews resurfaces in Oz ... 

     

     ... both rebels, Philo & Sandnoso will be locked out of de Economy ... 

     

    Now, news for real:

     

    Sep 6, 2021 14:33Victoria, Australia will ‘LOCK OUT’ unvaccinated people from its economy

    Victoria, Australia will ‘LOCK OUT’ unvaccinated people from its economy

    The Australian state of Victoria will “lock out” unvaccinated people from participating in the economy, Premier Dan Andrews has announced.

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    ... and as a side newz, I have to announce that hardened Japanese kriminal Tetsuo Urata was finally arrested ... 

     

     All 'panties und bras' sound relieff-d ... 

     

    Japanese police arrest underwear thief suspected of stealing more than 700 bras and panties from laundromats

    Japanese police arrest underwear thief suspected of stealing more than 700 bras and panties from laundromats

    Police have arrested Tetsuo Urata on suspicion of stealing 730 pieces of women’s underwear from coin laundries, after a 21-year-old college student alerted authorities that six pairs of her underwear had disappeared.
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    It's obviously not a joke for the dude with the new condition but the name alone....  you can't help laughing and thinking that can't be real.

     

    "Restless anal syndrome". Calling your boss and saying you've got long covid and aren't sure if / when you'll be back would suck, having to announce a restless anus would be a huge 'bummer'. You'd be the 'butt' of all the office jokes for the rest of your time there.

     

    http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/man-develops-restless-anal-syndrome-following-mild-case-of-covid19/

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    It's good once you have the Cofid,  you can expand on it ... remembering my primary school years. 

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    You had a restless bum at primary school? I bet you had some cool nicknames..

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    Emphasis was on 'expanding' ... not on restless ... 

     

    When I went to see MD for breaks off school, I could make MD ill just by hard lying and pain complaining ..

    The thingy was, MDs always took me serious 'cause all others in my near fam. were/are MDs ... 

     

    I often used sickness called Hexenschuss ... in Germanic. It's a lower back or neck pain. It was the easiest way to complain. You just tell MD, you have a stiff, painful neck.

    Good MD will test you by calling your name, so you must turn your head to answer it because MD is standing behind you.

    However, once you have a Hexenshuss, you cannot move or turn your head. You must turn with the whole body ... like you would have a wooden neck.

    Once, in a bad need of work break, me and my buddy went on the outdoor market to get some bees ... and few hours later, MD was examining my badly swollen, dirty foot ... ".. 'cause I played soccer barefoot ...".

    The funniest was the farmer selling the fruits. My buddy asked him: "Can we have a few bees?" and farmer replied: "Why don't you take them all ..." 

    Back to the topic ... illness. Some of my buddies often claimed diarrhea ... one could lie to the death to MD and no check-up was possible ... You just need to experience real liquid stool once and you know all the details ..

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    Lol I remember a school friend complaining once... he'd decided to take a 'sick day' from school but his father told him that since he was skiving off from school for the day he could mow the lawn at home.

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    That was no-no in my time ... to return home. You avoided all explanations about why&where ... I also couldn't lie twice about the same matter ... 

    To return to my house after I got MD's sick cert. was no different than walking into the Police and admit the crime ...

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    Ah, you're talking about wagging school as opposed to pulling a sickie.

     

    We couldn't go to a school nurse or anything like that and get sent home  - there wasn't a nurse and if you did get sent home for some reason they'd call your parents. If you wanted the day off you'd have to either pretend to be sick that morning and convince yer mum (pulling a sickie) or leave in the morning but not show up at school (wagging).

     

    Wagging was much better once you were old enough to drive - a day at the lake is always better than maths class.

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    Just a little wagging at my house ... Once, I convinced my mom I'm ill, I had to measure body temp. In old times, thermometer was a 15cm long tube filled with the quick-liquid-silver (Hg), which contracts at low and expands at higher temp. After 10 min. of holding the tube under armpit, MD was able to read the body temp.

     However ...,  ... once you flick the top of the tube with the finger several times, quicksilver in the tube will move ... and suddenly you are 'ill' after 10' of Hg tube ..  ... and several finger flicks ... .

    They soon find out ... and they were observing me while tube was under my armpit, so I couldn't do it.

    I had similar problems only at the domestic-ated MDs, any other regular MD couldn't match my knowledge and experiences of faking of being ill.

    My house was a no-go at any illness pretension.

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    This ...

     

    https://news.yahoo.com/17-florida-school-district-workers-123600099.html

     

    Since August 23, there have been more than 3,860 cases of COVID-19 within the school district, including 433 employees, according to the district's COVID-19 dashboard. Since Monday, there have been 35 new cases of COVID-19, most of which involved students. Hundreds of students have been absent every day from school this year for COVID-related reasons. angel

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    Haha, if any kid there wants a few weeks off school they just need to catch covid and the easiest way to do that is probably to go to school...

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     I can smell good excuse from a mile away ...  

     

     

    Now, it made me think, I really dislike being really ill, but to get an excuse and pretend, I was a world champ ... angel

     

    All in my near fam thought I will be MD, butT ... life has its circles ... 

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    WTF, ... not a joke ...

     

    https://news.yahoo.com/florida-school-says-students-vaxxed-181722021.html

     

    A Florida school says students who get vaxxed must stay home for 30 days due to unfounded claim that they'll infect others

     

     Vaxxed students might infect others with what? Vacccine ...? 

     

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    Lol, you see an insane headline like that, think WTF?   ...  check the location and say to yourself ah, it's them again.

     

     

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    I like Fla ... warm weather, beach everywhere, mini skirts and more ...

     

    However, this is .insane-gov ...

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    This isn't a joke, butT .. it should be ... surprise

     

     Australian cops slammed for checking man’s beverage to verify his excuse for not wearing Covid-19 mask

    ‘Coffee cup Gestapo’: Australian cops slammed for checking man’s beverage to verify his excuse for not wearing Covid-19 mask

    Video footage of Melbourne police checking whether a man’s coffee cup was empty to verify his excuse for not wearing a mask is stirring the latest round of online outrage over Australia’s dystopian Covid-19 policies.                    

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    Lol, need a tube down your throat to breathe? Tired of hospital food? Not to worry, there's another miracle cure for the covid....

     

    All you need to do is drink a glass of your own pi$$

     

    http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2022/01/coronavirus-us-anti-vaxx-leader-christopher-key-urges-followers-to-drink-their-own-urine-to-cure-covid.html

     

    It's just as well you've probably already lost your sense of taste and smell... 

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    covid vaccines work. that is the best joke.????

    Stiggs:

    I suppose it depends what you mean by 'work'.

     

    The majority of the covid cases in ICUs are unvaxxed, the vaxxed generally get to avoid the horrible experience of suffocating and having a tube shoved down their throat to feed them oxygen.

     

    This also means that, while medical systems around the world are under massive strain due to all the unvaxxed overwhelming them, the hospitals are at least somewhat functioning. They wouldn't be otherwise.

     

    I'd say that's a pretty good result for the vaccines, wouldn't you?

     

     

     

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    here in Canada the gov't tell us that half the cases in ICU are unvaccinated. That would mean the other half are fully vaccinated. As for the hospitals being too full; again it is because the gov't fired many of the medical staff, including surgeons and nurses, because they didn't want to be vaccinated. 17% in Canada. I often wonder why those who survived covid must be vaccinated. and why are those who are vaccinated afraid of catching covid from people who are not vaccinated?

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    Um.... you sure about that?

     

    Unvaccinated 60 times more likely to end up in ICU with COVID-19, Ontario data shows

    /globalnews.ca/news/8230051/covid-vaccine-hospitalization-risk-ontario/

     

     

     

    Unvaccinated people are much more likely to be in ICU

     

    Unvaccinated people are more likely to be hospitalized with COVID-19

     

     

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    These charts show how much more often unvaccinated Albertans are being hospitalized and dying from COVID-19

    "Recent rates of hospitalization, intensive care unit (ICU) admission and death among unvaccinated Albertans have been at least eight times higher — and as much as 60 times higher — compared to the fully vaccinated population, depending on which age range you look at."

     

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/alberta-severe-outcomes-covid-vaccination-1.6178449

     

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    The charts above didn't copy and paste well obviously, if you are actually interested ( I don't think you are) you can follow the link, they're more of the same though.

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    https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2021.12.23.21268276v1.full.pdf

    Large British Study Finds Risk of Myocarditis Doubles After Each mRNA Jab

    The study was published last month, and it analyzed data from over 42 million people 13 and older who have taken a COVID-19 shot. It was conducted by various researchers from institutions at the University of Oxford, University of Leicester, University of Edinburgh, King’s College London and University of Nottingham.

    The findings showed that myocarditis risk doubled after one jab, doubled again after a second jab and doubled yet again after a third booster jab.

    “An association between COVID-19 infection and myocarditis was observed in all ages for both sexes but was substantially higher in those older than 40 years,” the study’s abstract states. “These findings have important implications for public health and vaccination policy.”

    The American Heart Association has released similar studies finding that the overwhelming majority of younger Americans developing myocarditis were injected with an experimental mRNA jab within a month of developing the condition as well as a study finding that “most patients” are at higher risk of heart-related medical issues after an mRNA shot.

     

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    Nurse whistleblowers have been speaking out that the jabs are more deadly to kids than the virus, and New York K-12 schools have been hiring doctors who specialize in sudden cardiac arrest.

    Journalist Alex Berenson reported on the British study and wrote that the findings also show the health dangers are “sharply higher than the risk from a coronavirus infection itself.”

    The Moderna jab, which includes 100 micrograms of mRNA compared to 30 from Pfizer, showed the largest risk among the various shots suggesting “strongly that the heart risks are dose-related and likely to continue to rise with each additional shot,” Berenson wrote.

    “The study also contained some evidence that post-vaccine myocarditis might be more dangerous than other forms of myocarditis,” Berenson added. “It showed a trend towards higher death rates in people hospitalized for myocarditis after vaccination compared to other myocarditis cases.”

    Berenson notes that studies like this have not stopped COVID-19 authoritarians at various colleges from mandating the jabs, and most every shot available is mRNA with Johnson & Johnson being harder to find.

    “These colleges are likely subjecting their male students to a risk of myocarditis and pericarditis, a related illness, that is much higher than the overall risk of Covid, which is vanishingly small for healthy teenagers and young adults,” Berenson wrote. “Many larger universities are likely to have multiple cases of male students hospitalized for myocarditis as a result of the mandates.”

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    http://www.phc.ox.ac.uk/news/covid-19-infection-more-likely-than-vaccines-to-cause-rare-cardiovascular-complications

     

     

    Led by the University of Oxford, a team of UK-based researchers have today reported results of the largest ever study to compare the risks of cardiovascular events, such as myocarditis, pericarditis, and cardiac arrhythmia, between different vaccines and COVID-19 infection, and the first to investigate the association between cardiac events and the Oxford-AstraZeneca vaccine.

    While a link between heart inflammation, such as pericarditis and myocarditis, and vaccination was not observed during clinical trials of the most common COVID-19 vaccines, shortly after vaccines began rolling out across the globe concerns began to be raised about a link – in particular, to myocarditis and especially in younger people.

    Writing in Nature Medicine, the researchers linked the English National Immunisation (NIMS) Database of COVID-19 vaccination with a national patient level healthcare database of 38 million people aged 16 or older vaccinated for COVID-19 in England between 1 December 2020 and 24 August 2021. The study looked at rates of hospital admission or death from myocarditis, pericarditis, and cardiac arrhythmias in the 1-28 days following vaccination or a COVID-19 positive PCR test.

    Julia Hippisley-Cox, Professor of Clinical Epidemiology and General Practice at the University of Oxford, and study lead said:

    “We know the COVID-19 vaccines are highly effective at reducing risks of severe outcomes from COVID-19 infection. And what we’ve found here continues this finding – whilst there are some increased risks of rare heart related complications associated with vaccines these are much lower than the risk associated with getting COVID-19. For example, we estimated between 1 and 10 extra events of myocarditis in 1 million people vaccinated with a first or second dose, but 40 extra cases in 1 million people infected with COVID-19.  

    However, it is important that we know about and identify the risks of these rare conditions from vaccines as well, to ensure that clinicians know what to look for, aid earlier diagnosis, and inform clinical decision making and resource management.”

    Martina Patone, Medical Statistician at the Nuffield Department of Primary Care Health Sciences, University of Oxford, and co-lead author said:

    “This is the largest study to date of acute cardiac outcomes after COVID-19 vaccination or infection and the first to compare risk of cardiac events between different vaccine products and COVID-19 infection. This is also the first study to investigate the association between cardiac events and the Oxford AstraZeneca vaccine. This will be important to the public, clinicians and policy makers as although myocarditis and pericarditis were not observed as risks in COVID-19 vaccine trials, there have been numerous reports of suspected cases following vaccination in the general population.

    The findings show the risks of myocarditis associated with the two mRNA vaccines to be slightly higher in people aged under 40 and particularly after the second Moderna vaccine. For these people, the study estimated that there were an extra 10 myocarditis events per million people  following a positive SARS-CoV-2 test and an extra 15 per million following a second dose of mRNA-1273 (Moderna) vaccine.

    The researchers stress that more research is needed to understand why the risk of myocarditis appears to be higher following the Moderna vaccine in this group of people, but also stress that while the risks of myocarditis are slightly higher than COVID-19 infection, the vaccine is still safer overall and risks less harm than COVID-19 infection.

     

    Professor Nicholas Mills, British Heart Foundation Chair of Cardiology at the University of Edinburgh, and co-lead author said:

    “Our findings are consistent with those from a similar study of people receiving the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine from Israel and two studies of people receiving the Moderna vaccine in the US. We’ve now extended these observations by including 38 million adults in England receiving both adenovirus and mRNA vaccine types.

    This study had several strengths. First, the UK offered an ideal place to carry out this study given three vaccinations have been rolled out at speed and scale. Second, this was a population-based study of prospectively recorded data and avoided recall and selection biases linked to case reports. Third, the large sample size means that we can identify rare events  that might not be picked up through clinical trials.”

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    I wouldn't worry about it, there's a lot of fear mongering out there on the interwebs, if you start stressing over numbers like 5 per every million or whatever you'd never leave the house again and you'd probably be horrified by the daily risks you run just going to a restaurant, crossing the street etc.

     

    There have been probably billions of shots administered at this stage, if there was a significant risk hospitals would be chock full of the victims and it would be impossible to hide.

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    Did you hear the one about the f***nuts who died of covid after making a joke about it? Real riot. I heard he suffered a real slow, painful death. 

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    you made that up. I heard they lived because they all were the ones who recoverd from covid. That number stands at 250 million at this date

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    last summer there were very few kids who caught covid. Many allready had pre existing problems. Then the gov't started vaccinating the kids. Suddenly there were thousand of kids in the hospital with covid and heart problems

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    You're saying that vaccinations put thousands of kids in hospital? That would be interesting if true. Where was this? Do you have a link for it?

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