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Q: Any good Covid19 jokes ?

"I used to cough to cover my farts, now I fart to cover my coughs"

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Did you hear, Prince Charles caught Covid19 after eating an old bat.

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Lucky you 'cause farting isn't embarrassment in China especially if you drink glass of warm water in the same time ... 

 

Can't fart anywhere in EU even with the well aged Martell in hands .. 

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I'm excited that the phrase 'get the feck away from me' is no longer rude but a public service announcement.

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It has just been pointed out to me that Ecc has 2 sites...only people with a VPN can read my posts now....fucking sneaky Chinese again

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China is in no way responsible for the pandemic.

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Did you hear, Prince Charles caught Covid19 after eating an old bat.

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I don't think it's responsible to joke about something so serious. Just a few hours ago I read that Eminem is the latest celebrity to be afflicted with the virus. According to the report he called his doctor when he found his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Vomit on his sweater already, looks like mom's spaghetti.

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  • APR 3, 2020 6:44 AM

China's 'Silicon Valley' Bans Consumption Of Cats, Dogs

"This ban also responds to the demand and spirit of human civilization,"

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    EDIT : Nevermind, stupid website isn't allowing me to post funny covid pics..

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    We all have Schrodinger;s Virus now.

     

    Because we can't get tested, we can't know if we have the virus now.

     

    we have to act like we have the virus so we don't spread it to others.

     

    we have to act like we have never had the virus, becasue if we didn't have it, we are not immune.

     

    therefore we both have and don't have the virus.

     

    Thus Schrodinger's Virus.

     

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    I got one ... c&p

     

    consistentliving 1 hour ago

    A bank robber ran into the bank when his mask falls off mid-heist.

    He makes eye contact with a hostage looking directly at him and shoots him dead. 

    He puts his mask back on and turns to face the other two hostages, a man and a woman.

    "Did either of you see my face?!" He yells.

    The man answers, "I didn't, but I think my wife might have..." 

     

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